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“Have you been doing a lot of Internet dating, then? ”

“Not really. ” It was harder than it looked, storytelling. It involved chucking the truth out altogether, something that Annie clearly wasn’t prepared to do just yet. “But the couple of dates I’ve been on were so weird that I could probably tell you five or six stories about each one. ”

Linda shook her head sympathetically. “I’m so glad I’m not out there. ”

“You’re lucky. ”

This last sentiment wasn’t a reflection of Annie’s true feelings. The time she’d spent with Mike had led her to believe that Linda was one of the unluckiest people she had ever met.

“And Duncan? ”

“He met somebody else. ”

“You’re kidding me. I don’t believe it. My God. ”

“He wasn’t so bad. ”

“Oh, Annie! He was ghastly. ”

“Well, he was no Mike, true, but…”

Was that overdoing it? Surely even Linda could see that she was being satirical. But no. Linda just allowed a faint, smug smile to scud across her face. “Anyway. He met somebody else. ”

“Who on earth did he meet? If that’s any of my beeswax. ”

“A woman called Gina who teaches with him at the college. ”

“She must be desperate. ”

“Lots of lonely people are. ”

It was a gentle rebuke, but it did the trick. Linda seemed to recognize loneliness. Possibly she could see it sitting opposite her, sipping lager and trying not to lose its temper. It was an illness, loneliness—it made you weak, gullible, feebleminded. She’d never have stood for an hour outside the Dickens Museum like that if she hadn’t just been coming down with it.

Annie’s cell phone rang just as the papadums were being served. She didn’t recognize the number, which was why she took the call.

“Hello? ”

The voice was deeper than she had imagined, but weaker, too—tremulous, almost.

“Is this Annie? ”

“Yes. ”

“Hello. This is Tucker Crowe. ”

“Hello. ” The first word she had ever said to him, and it came encrusted with ice. “I hope you have a good excuse. ”

“Moderately good. Mildly good. I had a mild heart attack, pretty much as soon as I got off the plane. I wish I could tell you that it was more serious than that, but there we are. It was enough. ”

“Oh, my God. Are you okay? ”

“I’m not so bad. Most of the damage seems to be psychic. Apparently I’m not going to live forever, as I previously thought. ”

“What can I do? ”

“I’d welcome a visit from somebody outside my own family. ”

“Done. And what can I bring you? Do you need anything? ”

“I could probably use some books. Something English and foggy. But not as foggy as Barnaby Rudge. ”

Annie laughed a little more than Tucker would have understood, got the name of the hospital, ended the call and blushed. She was always blushing these days. Perhaps she was literally getting younger, shooting all the way backward to prepubescence. And the whole terrible business could start all over again.

“And was that one of your stories? ” Linda asked her. “It looks like it, from the color you’ve turned. ”

“Well. Yes. I suppose he is. ”

He was a story at least, even if he never became anything else.

Nobody, she discovered the next morning, ever waited impatiently outside a bookstore for it to open. She was on her own in the cold. She’d got to Charing Cross Road at eight-fifty, only to discover that none of them opened their doors before nine-thirty; she went for a coffee, came back, and at nine-thirty-one she was watching through the plate-glass door as the staff fiddled around with the displays in the front of the store. What were they doing? Surely they must have worked out that she wasn’t hopping up and down because she needed a celebrity cookbook. It was just as well that nobody could die of a thirst for literature: these people would just leave you gasping on the sidewalk. Finally, finally, a young man with stubble and long, greasy hair unlocked the door and slid it back, and Annie wriggled through the gap.

She’d had a few ideas overnight. Tucker would never find out, but the truth was that she’d been unable to sleep, because she’d been constructing a reading list in her head. At two in the morning she’d decided that ten books would be enough to cover his wants and her enthusiasms, but when she woke up she could see that turning up with a teetering tower of paperbacks would provide Tucker with all the evidence he needed to prove that she was unbalanced and obsessed. Two would be plenty, three if she really couldn’t decide. She ended up buying four, with the intention of ruling out two of them on the way to the hospital. She had no idea whether he’d like them, mainly because she knew nothing about him, other than that he liked Dickens. The hospital was somewhere near Marble Arch, so she walked up to Oxford Street and got a bus in what she hoped was a westerly direction.

Except… surely everyone who liked nineteenth-century fiction had read Vanity Fair? And was a book titled Hangover Square an appropriate gift for a recovering alcoholic? And then there was the sex in Fingersmith … Would he think that was some kind of come-on? And wasn’t the sex mostly of the lesbian variety? Would he think she was trying to warn him that she wasn’t interested in him in that way? When in fact the whole idea was that she was trying to indicate the opposite? Plus, he’d had a heart attack, so maybe no book containing sex of any variety was tactful. Oh, shit. She looked out the window of the bus, saw a chain bookstore and got off at the next stop.

At the entrance to the hospital, Annie found herself stuffing four brand-new paperbacks that she couldn’t afford into a trash can and feeling sick with guilt. She was throwing the books away because she’d bought too many and didn’t know where to hide the ones she didn’t need; also because he might decide that some of her choices were overobvious and patronizing; also because she hadn’t read one or two of them, and she should have, and if he asked her what they were about she would stutter and blush. She was in a panic, of course, she could see that. She was nervous, and when she was nervous she overthought everything. She caught sight of herself in the mirrored door of the elevator on the way up to his room: she looked awful, tired and old. Maybe instead of worrying about Victorian novels she should have worried more about her makeup. And she wished she’d slept better; she never looked good when she’d had less than seven hours’ sleep. He probably wasn’t looking so great, though, which was some consolation. Maybe that was the Annie Paradox: she could only appeal to men too sick to do much about anything. She flicked uselessly at her hair and walked out of the elevator and down the hall.

On the way to Tucker’s room, she saw Jackson walking toward her, hand in hand with an impossibly glamorous but intimidatingly sulky woman in her late forties. Annie tried to smile at her, but she could feel the smile bounce off the woman’s face: Natalie, if that’s who the woman was, clearly didn’t dish out smiles for no reason, thus devaluing their currency. Annie was glad she had resisted the temptation to introduce herself; she’d have been like one of those crazy women who shout at soap-opera stars on the street because they think they know them. Just because Jackson spent his life stuck to her fridge didn’t mean that she could run up to him and frighten him half to death. As they walked past, she could see that he looked frightened enough as it was, and Annie hoped that didn’t mean she was walking into a room containing a very sick man. Supposing Tucker died when she was in there? And his last words were “Oh, I’ve read all those. ” She’d have to make something up. And she’d never had to deal with a dying person. And it would be grotesquely inappropriate, hers being the last face he saw. Perhaps she should just go home. Or wait until she was sure there was somebody else in there, somebody he actually knew.

But then she was knocking on the door and he was saying, “Come in, ” and before she knew it she was sitting on his bed, and they were beaming at each other.

“I bought you some books, ” she said, much too soon. The books should have been an afterthought, not an introduction.

“I’m sorry, ” he said. “I meant to say I’d pay you back. I don’t know you well enough to ask you to spend money on me. ”

She’d asked for that by coming in and yelling about her kindness. Idiot.

“Good grief, I don’t need paying back. I just didn’t want you to think I’d forgotten. Terrible, being in hospital with nothing to read. ”

He nodded at his bedside table. “I still have old Barnaby. But he’s not as much fun as I’d hoped. You read that one? ”

“Ummm…” Oh, come on, woman, she told herself. You know the answer to the question. You’ve read about four Dickens novels, and that’s not one of them. Barnaby Rudge isn’t going to be a deal breaker. On the other hand, why take the risk?

“I’m like you, ” she said brightly. “I got about a third of the way through and put it down. Anyway. You’ve had a heart attack, and we’re talking about me not finishing a book. How are you? ”

“Not so bad. ”

“Really? ”

“Yeah. Tired. A little anxious about Jackson. ”

“I think I saw him walking down the corridor. ”

“Yeah. Natalie’s taken him to a toy store. It’s all too weird. ”

“They’d never met before this trip? ”

“Shit, no. ” She laughed at his eyes widening in alarm. “Why would I do that to him? And I want him to look up to me. I don’t want him judging me on the basis of my past mistakes. ”

“But she’s being nice to him. ”

“Yeah. I guess. And me. Her old man paid for us to fly over here. And then I keel over in the reception of the fan ciest hospital in London, so he gets to pay for that, too. ”

He laughed wheezily.

“So she’s not all that bad. ”

“Apparently not. Now I find out. ”

“How did you end up married to an Englishwoman? ”

“Ohhhh…” And he waved a hand, as if a wife from another continent were inevitable at some stage in the career of a serial husband, and the details were therefore wearyingly inconsequential.

She told herself not to ask too many questions, even though there was so much she wanted to know about him. She liked to think she was curious about people, but her hunger for information went beyond curiosity: she wanted to piece the entirety of his adult life together and she seemed to be lacking even the straight edges that would get her started. Why did she care so much? Part of it was because of Duncan, of course: she was thinking with his fan’s head and she felt obliged to collect as much information as she could, because nobody else was in a position to do so. But it wasn’t just that. She’d never been given the opportunity to meet someone this exotic, and she feared she’d never be given it again, unless some other vanished bohemian contacted her out of the blue.

“Ah, ” she said. “One of those. ”

“Did that seem as if I’m being mysterious? ” he said.

“It seemed as though you weren’t feeling up to talking about the marriage before last to someone you’ve only just met. ”

“Perfect. Amazing what you can do with the limp flap of a wrist. ”

“How’s your daughter doing? ”

“Not so great. Okay physically, but angry. Angry with me, too. ”

“With you? ”

“I’ve gone and fucked it all up for her again. For once, she was supposed to be the center of attention. ”

“I’m sure that’s not what she means. ”

In the first five minutes, she had defended both Lizzie and Natalie, and she vowed not to say anything nice about anybody related to Tucker for the remainder of the visit. It made her sound bland and boring and good and exactly the sort of person that a reclusive cult musician in recovery wouldn’t like, if she knew anything about reclusive cult musicians in recovery, which she didn’t. And in any case, there was every chance that these people were horrible. She’d only seen Natalie for two seconds in the hallway, but those two seconds had been salutary: they suggested to her that the rich and beautiful really were different. “I’m sure that’s not what she means…” How would she know what the daughter of a model meant?

“Do you know many people in London? ”

“Nope. Lizzie and Nat. And you, now that you’re in London. ”

“So you haven’t been bombarded with visitors? ”

“Not yet. But I understand there are a fair few on the way. ”

“Really? ”

“Really. Nat and Lizzie decided in their wisdom that my children should all come here to see me before I croak. So I’ve got three more kids and another ex-wife on the way. ”

“Oh. And how do you feel…? ”

“I don’t care for the idea much. ”

“No. Well. I can see that. ”

“The truth is, Annie, I’m not going to be able to go through with it. I’m going to need you to get me out of here. If you live in a small seaside town a ways away from this hospital, then that sounds like exactly the sort of place I need to rest up in. Might be fun for Jackson, too. ”

For a moment, Annie forgot to breathe. She had written that last sentence for him several times since he’d called to tell her what had happened, although it sounded better in his voice, of course, and there were some linguistic details that she’d never have come up with: “a ways away, ” “rest up. ” And then, after she had started inhaling and exhaling again, with a little more noise than she might have wished, she started thinking about train times. She’d been intending to get the two-twelve, unless she’d been given a compelling or even a mildly plausible reason to stay in London; if Jackson came back from the toy store in time, they could jump in a cab to King’s Cross and be back in Gooleness by four-thirty.

“What do you think? ” She’d not only forgotten to breathe; she’d forgotten that she was supposed to be taking part in a conversation with a real person.

“I don’t think Jackson would have much fun. It’s not such a fun place, especially this time of year. ”

“You still got that shark’s eye? ”

“I have loads of pieces of shark. ”

“Well, that’s a happy afternoon right there. ”

The trouble was, she couldn’t help but be boring and bland and sensible and good. There was nothing she wanted more than to nurse Tucker back to health in Gooleness, yet the desire was untrustworthy, and dangerously, self-indulgently whimsical: it was the crush talking. For a start, he’d had a heart attack, not a bout of flu. He probably didn’t need blankets and hot-water bottles and homemade soup; for all she knew, any of those things might kill him. And stealing him away from his family, it seemed to her, would be wrong and bad and none of her business; she tried not to think conventionally, but she probably did believe that families were important, that fathers had a duty to their children, that Tucker couldn’t just run away from them out of fear or embarrassment or both. All of these doubts, when she examined them, started to lead to the unwelcome conclusion that Tucker was a real person, with actual problems, and neither he nor the problems could comfortably be accommodated in her life, or in her house, or in Gooleness. If that was where doubts led, then she didn’t especially want to follow them.

“I don’t know if I’m capable of looking after you. I mean, what have they done to you? And what still needs doing? ”

“They gave me an angioplasty. ”

“Ah. Well I don’t even know what that is. I couldn’t give you another one. ”

“Jesus, I wouldn’t ask you to. ”

Was it all in her imagination, or was this part of the conversation vaguely smutty? Smutty and prudish all at the same time, seeing as she was refusing to do things and he was saying he wouldn’t ask for them in the first place? Almost certainly, it was her imagination. Maybe if she’d taken Barnesy up on his offer the other night, she’d be less preoccupied now.

“What is it? ”

“Basically, they put little balloons into you and blow them up to clear your arteries. ”

“So you’ve had an operation? In the last thirty-six hours? ”

“It wasn’t such a big deal. They stick the balloons in with a catheter. ”

“And do you really want to run away from your kids, when they’re flying halfway across the world to see you? ”

“Yes. ”

She laughed. It was the kind of yes that knew its own mind.

“Your boys? They fly across the Atlantic, aged… What…? ”

“Twelve. Give or take. ”

“…And their dad has checked out of the hospital and can’t be found? ”

“Precisely. It’s not any one child I don’t want to see. It’s all of them. Because you know what? I’ve never seen them all in the same room, together. Never have, never wanted to. So I need to get out while the going’s good. ”

“Seriously? You’ve never been with all your children at the same time? ”

“God, no. The mechanics of that…” He shuddered theatrically.

“How long have you got? Before they all get here? ”

“The boys arrive this afternoon. Lizzie’s downstairs, Jackson you know about… So that just leaves Grace. Nobody seems to know where she is. ”

“Where does she live? ”

“Ah, ” he said. “Well. Now this isn’t going to sound good. ”

“You’re not sure? ”

“ ‘Not sure’ is a kind way of putting it. It suggests I might be able to offer you some kind of idea. ”

“But someone knows? ”

“Oh, someone always knows. The most recent partner always has a way of getting in touch with the one before. So they just work the chain all the way back. ”

“How come they know how to get in touch? ”

“Because I let the women make the arrangements involving children, I guess. I wasn’t very good at it, and the current partner always wanted to show the previous one she was a decent and caring human being, so… I know, I know. It kind of reflects badly on me, doesn’t it? ”

Annie tried to get her face to register the disapproval he seemed to be expecting, and then gave up. To disapprove would be to diminish him, turn him into the sort of person she already knew; she wanted and needed to hear about his complicated domestic life, and to suggest that she didn’t much like it might mean that he stopped telling her stories that she would remember forever.

“No, ” she said.

He looked at her.

“Really? Why not? ”

She didn’t know why not, really. Losing touch with daughters through indolence and carelessness was, on the face of it, an unattractive habit.

“I think… people end up doing things they’re good at. If your partners were better at making arrangements, then what’s the point of leaving it to you to mess up? ”

For a moment she allowed herself to imagine that Duncan had a daughter from a previous relationship, and she was the one who had ended up speaking to the child’s mother while he scratched his balls and listened to his Tucker Crowe bootlegs. Is that the view she would have taken in those circumstances? Almost certainly not.

“I don’t think you really believe that. Or if you do, you’re the first woman I’ve ever met who does. But I thank you for your tolerance. Anyway. This isn’t getting me out of here. ”

“I’ll get you out when you’ve seen them all. ”

“No, see, it’ll be too late by then. The whole point of going is so I don’t see them. ”

“I know, but… I’d feel guilty. And you don’t want that. ”

“Listen… Will you be able to come again? Tomorrow? Or do you have to go back? ”

Incredibly, there was more blushing. Would it never stop? Was she going to blush forever, at anything anyone said? This time it was more of a flush than a blush, a response to the pleasurable sense of being needed by somebody she found attractive, and it occurred to her that the physiological response might have happened at any time in the last fifteen years; it was simply that there’d been no pleasure, of this kind at least, to be taken.

“No, ” she said. “I don’t have to go back. I can, you know…” And she could. She could take vacation days and get one of the Friends to open up the museum; she could stay with Linda; she could do whatever it took.

“Great. Hey! Here she is! ”

Tucker was referring to the dramatically pale young woman who was walking slowly toward them in her bathrobe.

“Lizzie, meet Annie. ”

Lizzie evidently didn’t want to meet Annie, because she ignored her. Annie found herself hoping Tucker would tell her off, but that was unrealistic. These two had to share a hospital, and in any case, Lizzie was scary.

“Grace was in Paris, ” she said. “She’ll be here tomorrow. ”

“Did you tell her she doesn’t need to come, now that we know I’m not on the way out? ”

“No. Of course she needs to come. ”

“Why? ”

“Because this has gone on long enough. ”

“What? ”

“You keeping us apart. ”

“I don’t keep you all apart. I just don’t get you all together. ”

Annie stood up. “I should, you know…”

“So you’ll be in tomorrow? ”

Annie looked at Lizzie, who didn’t look back.

“Maybe tomorrow isn’t…”

“It is. Really. ”

Annie took his hand and shook it. She wanted to squeeze it, too, but she didn’t.

“Hey, thanks for the books, ” he said. “They’re perfect. ”

“Good-bye, Lizzie, ” said Annie, provocatively.

“Okay. So you can call Grace and tell her she’s not welcome, ” said Lizzie.

Annie was getting the hang of it now, and she was quite enjoying it. Even the rudeness was exotic and precious and enviable.

thirteen

S o none of this is really for my benefit, ” said Tucker. He said it, he thought, mildly. “Mild” was the word of the week. He was determined to be mild forever, or at least until he had a serious heart attack, at which point he would become serious, or frivolous, depending on the directional advice he received from specialists.

“I’d… I’d sort of hoped it was, ” said Lizzie. “I’d sort of hoped that you might want to see us all together. ”

There was something weird about Lizzie’s voice. It was deeper than it had been a couple of minutes earlier, before Annie had left. It was as if she were trying out for one of those Shakespeare plays where a young woman disguises herself as a young man. She was speaking more quietly than she usually did, too. And on top of that, her tone was disconcertingly pacific. Tucker didn’t like it. It made him feel as though he were much sicker than he’d been told.

“Why are you talking like that? ”

“Like what? ”

“Like you’re about to have a sex-change operation. ”

“Fuck off, Tucker. ”

“That’s better. ”

“Why should everything be for your benefit, anyway? Can you really not imagine a small pocket of human activity that isn’t? ”

“I just thought that you were all gathering because I was dangerously sick. And now that I’m not, we can forget all about it. ”

“We don’t want to forget all about it. ”

“You’re speaking for who, here? Everyone? The majority? The senior members? ’Cause I don’t think Jackson gives too much of a shit one way or the other. ”

“Oh, Jackson. Jackson thinks what you tell him to think. ”

“That often happens with six-year-olds. Maybe the withering contempt is inappropriate. ”

“I’m sure I am speaking for the majority when I say that I wish we’d all had the protection that Jackson has been offered. ”

“Oh, right. Because you’ve all had such fucking miserable lives, haven’t you? ”

If this conversation were a prophet, it would be one of those scary Old Testament guys, rather than gentle Jesus, meek and mild. Mildness was clearly an elusive quality; you couldn’t just turn it on and off when you felt like it. But then, that was the trouble with relationships generally. They had their own temperature, and there was no thermostat.

“And that gets you off the hook? ”

“I’d say that on the whole it does, yes. If I’d left you all in the shit then I’d feel worse than I do. ”

“It was nothing to do with you, us surviving. ”

“Not strictly true. ”

“Oh, is that right? ”

He knew it was, but he didn’t know how to explain it without causing more trouble. His paternal talent, before Jackson anyway, came down to this: he only impregnated charismatic and beautiful women. And after he had made a mess of them, they were pursued by successful men. They were pursued by unsuccessful men, too, of course, but by then they were all done with fuckups of any kind, so they sought out decent, solvent partners who could offer stability and material comfort. It was all pretty basic Darwin, really, although he wondered what Darwin would have to say about the coupling with Tucker that resulted in the women becoming mothers in the first place. There wasn’t much evidence of an instinct for survival there.

So that was it, his aftercare service; it was better than a trust fund, if you thought about it. Trust funds ruined kids; fond, well-heeled, but clear-eyed stepfathers didn’t. It wouldn’t work for everyone, he could see that, but it had worked for him. There was even a little blowback, too, seeing as how Lizzie’s stepfather was footing his hospital bill. He wouldn’t go so far as to say the guy—and he’d forgotten his name again—owed him. But it was quite the charming family he’d inherited, so long as he was prepared to overlook the charmlessness.

“Probably not. ” It was too sophisticated an idea to explain from a prone position.

Lizzie took a deep breath.

“I was thinking, ” she said. “This was the only way it was ever going to happen, wasn’t it? ”

She was trying to sound like a boy again. He wished she’d just choose a voice and stick to it.

“What? ”

“Your life gathering around you. You’ve always been so good at hiding from it. And running from it. And now you’re stuck in bed, and it’s heading toward you. ”

“And you think that’s what a sick man needs? ”

He could try, couldn’t he? It wasn’t as if a heart attack were a pretend illness. Even a mild coronary was serious, relatively speaking. He was entitled to a little R& R.

“It’s what a grieving woman needs. I’ve lost a child, Tucker. ”

Her voice had changed key for the third or fourth time. He was glad he didn’t have to provide guitar accompaniment; he’d be retuning every couple of minutes.

“So like I said, it’s not really for my benefit. ”

“Exactly. It’s for ours. But who knows? It might do you some good. ”

Maybe she was right. Kill or cure. If Tucker had any money, he knew which of those outcomes he would bet on.

When Lizzie had gone, he picked up the books Annie had left him and read the blurbs on the covers. They looked pretty good. She was the only person he knew in this whole country, maybe in any country, who could have done that for him, and he suddenly felt the lack—both of her and of the sort of friends who might have provided the service. Annie was much prettier than he’d imagined her to be, although she was the sort of woman who’d be amazed to hear that she could hold her own against somebody like Natalie, who knew, still, the effect she had on men. And, of course, because she didn’t know she was pretty, she worked hard to be attractive in other ways. As far as Tucker was concerned, it was work that paid off. He really could imagine resting up in some bleak but beautiful seaside town, taking walks along the cliffs with Jackson and a dog they’d maybe have to rent for the occasion. What was that English period movie where Meryl Streep stared out to sea a lot? Maybe Gooleness would be like that.

Jackson came back from a visit to the toy store with Natalie holding an oversized plastic bag.

“You look like you did well, ” said Tucker.

“Yeah. ”

“What did you choose? ”

“A kite and a soccer ball. ”

“Oh. Okay. I thought you were going to buy something that made it less boring for you in here. ”

“Natalie said she’d take me outside to play with them. Maybe before we go to the zoo this afternoon. ”

“Natalie’s taking you to the zoo? ”

“Well, who else is there to go with? ”

“Are you angry with me, Jack? ”

“No. ”

They hadn’t really had any kind of conversation since the unfortunate medical event. Tucker hadn’t known what to say, or how to say it, or even whether it was worth saying.

“So why don’t you want to talk to me? ”

“I don’t know. ”

“I’m sorry about what happened, ” said Tucker.

“This soccer ball is what the pros use. In England, and other countries. ”

“Cool. You can teach me some tricks when we’re out of here. ”

“Will you be able to play soccer? ”

“Even better than I could before. ”

Jackson bounced the ball on the floor.

“Maybe not in here, Jack. Somebody somewhere will be trying to get some rest. ”

Bounce.

“You are mad at me. ”

“I’m just bouncing a ball. ”

“I understand. I promised you I wouldn’t get sick. ”

“You promised me you couldn’t die if you were well the day before. ”

“Do I look dead to you? ”

Bounce.

“Because I’m not. And the truth is, I didn’t feel well the day before. ”

Bounce.

“Okay, Jack. Give me the ball. ”

“No. ”

Bounce, bounce, bounce.

“Okay, I’m coming to get it. ”

Tucker made a show of pulling the sheets back from the bed.

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