Alex Farnham (DamItsGood808). Justin Bieber vs Beethoven -Epic Rap Battles of History #6

Alex Farnham (DamItsGood808)

Justin Bieber vs Beethoven -Epic Rap Battles of History #6

Alex Bieber:

Look what the cat dragged back from the dead

Man it looks like Chewbacca wiped his ass on your head

I’m the next the next Michael Jackson, you smell like Bette White

Here’s some aspirin, you’re catching Bieber fever tonight

Because my voice is incredible and your music is terrible

Who even listens to Classical anyway?

Even Elise wants to do me and now that you’re right next to me,

I can understand why they used a dog to play you in the movies

Beethoven:

Sit down, son and let me give you a music lesson

Ask Bach, I’ve got more cock than Smith and Wesson never say never?

You’ll never be forgetting I’ve crafted masterpieces that will last throughout the ages

Your music gets you bitches on your Facebook pages

I’m committing verbal murder in the major third degree

My name is Beethoven mother fucker, maybe you’ve heard of me

Not the Saint Bernard version, I’m the real OG

You wanna trade blows? You can’t even hit puberty

Alex Bieber:

I’ve got Kim Kardashian in my bed backstage

When’s the last your time music got anybody laid?

I’ve got a concert in five, so there’s not much time left,

What else can I say? Your own music made you deaf

Beethoven:

I would smack you, but in Germany

We don’t hit little girls and I’m glad I’m deaf

So I can’t hear that piece of shit “My World”

There’s a crowd of millions waiting to hear my symphonies

You wanna be a little white Usher? Here, show them to their seats

Who won?

Who’s next?

You decide