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Finally, in desperation (в отчаянии), the people decided to ask the rabbi what to do (люди решили спросить рабби, что делать). After all, he was very wise (ведь он был очень мудрым). They told him the story (они рассказали ему эту историю /to tell-told-told/). " Rabbi, we've tried all day (мы пытались целый день) to mate our cow. When the bull moves in from the right the cow moves left, and when the bull moves in from the left the cow moves to the right. What do we do? (что нам делать)"

The rabbi thought a moment and said (подумал секунду и сказал), " So, why did you buy this cow from Minsk? (а зачем вы купили эту корову в Минске)"

" Rabbi, " they said, " you are so wise. We never said we bought the cow from Minsk (мы /никогда = вовсе/ не говорили тебе, что купили корову в Минске). How did you know that? (как ты это узнал)"

The rabbi said, " My wife is from Minsk (моя жена из Минска). "

 

A town in Poland had only one cow, and it stopped giving milk. The townspeople did a little research and discovered they could get a cow from Moscow for 2, 000 rubles, but they could get a cow from Minsk for only 1, 000 rubles. So they got the cow from Minsk.
It was a great cow, gave lots of milk and lots of cream, and everybody loved this cow. The people decided they would mate the cow and get more cows, and then they would never have to worry about their milk supply again. So they got a bull and led the cow and the bull into the pasture. When the bull came in from the right to mount the cow, the cow moved to the left. When the bull moved in to mount the cow from the left, the cow moved to the right. This went on all day.
Finally, in desperation, the people decided to ask the rabbi what to do. After all, he was very wise. They told him the story. " Rabbi, we've tried all day to mate our cow. When the bull moves in from the right the cow moves left, and when the bull moves in from the left the cow moves to the right. What do we do? "
The rabbi thought a moment and said, " So, why did you buy this cow from Minsk? "
" Rabbi, " they said, " you are so wise. We never said we bought the cow from Minsk. How did you know that? "
The rabbi said, " My wife is from Minsk. "

 

What do we do?

How did you know that?

 

The upset and concerned housewife Rivkah (расстроенная и озабоченная домохозяйка Ривка; to upset – опрокидывать; расстраивать) sprang to the telephone (подскочила к телефону /to spring-sprang-sprung – прыгать/) when it rang (когда тот позвонил /to ring-rang-rung/) and listened with relief (и слушала с облегчением) to the kindly voice (добрый голос).

" Darling, How are you? This is Mummy (дорогая, как ты, это мамочка). "

" Oh Mummy, " she said, " I'm having a bad day (у меня плохой день). "

Breaking into bitter tears (разрыдавшись: «разразившись горькими слезами» /to break-broke-broken – ломать/), she continued (она продолжала), " The baby won't eat (ребенок не хочет есть) and the washing machine broke down (и стиральная машина сломалась). I haven't had a chance to go shopping (я не имела возможности сходить за покупками) and besides (и вдобавок), I've just sprained my ankle (я только что растянула лодыжку) and I have to hobble around (и должна хромать). On top of that (в довершение всего; top – вершина, верхушка), the house is a mess (дома бардак, беспорядок) and I'm supposed to have the Goldbergs and the Rosens for dinner tonight (мне нужно принять: «предполагается, что я приму» Голдбергов и Розенов на ужин сегодня вечером; to suppose – предполагать). "

The voice on the other end said in sympathy (голос на другом конце сказал сочувственно), " Darling, let Mummy handle it (дорогая, позволь маме с этим разобраться; to handle – брать руками; управлять, регулировать). "

She continued, " Sit down, relax, and close your eyes (сядь, расслабься и закрой глаза). I'll be over in half an hour (я буду через полчаса). I'll do your shopping (я схожу /за тебя, для тебя/ в магазин), clean up the house (приберусь в доме; clean – чистый; to clean up – вычистить, убраться), and cook your dinner for you (и приготовлю ужин для тебя, вместо тебя). I'll feed the baby (я накормлю ребенка) and I'll call an engineer I know (и позвоню мастеру, которого я знаю) who'll be at your house to fix the washing machine in 30 minutes (который будет в твоем доме, чтобы починить стиральную машину, через 30 минут).

Now stop crying (а сейчас перестань плакать). I'll do everything (я все сделаю). In fact (действительно, на самом деле), I'll even call your husband David at the office (я даже позвоню твоему мужу Дэвиду в офис) and tell him he ought to come home and help out for once (я скажу ему, что он должен прийти и помочь сейчас же; once – однажды; же, -ка /усилит. частица/). "

" David? " said Rivkah. " Who's David? (кто это Дэвид)"

" Why, David 's your husband! (как Дэвид твой муж) … Is this (это) 0208 123 3749? "

" No, this is 0208 123 3747. "

" Oh, I'm sorry (о, извините). I guess I have the wrong number (видимо, я набрала не тот номер). "

There was a short pause (была короткая пауза), then Rivkah said, " Does this mean you're not coming over? (так значит, вы не приедете: «значит ли это, что вы не приедете /сюда/»)"

 

The upset and concerned housewife Rivkah sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice.
" Darling, How are you? This is Mummy. "
" Oh Mummy, " she said " I'm having a bad day. "
Breaking into bitter tears, she continued, " The baby won't eat and the washing machine broke down. I haven't had a chance to go shopping and besides, I've just sprained my ankle and I have to hobble around. On top of that, the house is a mess and I'm supposed to have the Goldbergs and the Rosens for dinner tonight. "
The voice on the other end said in sympathy, " Darling, let Mummy handle it. "
She continued, " Sit down, relax, and close your eyes. I'll be over in half an hour. I'll do your shopping, clean up the house, and cook your dinner for you. I'll feed the baby and I'll call an engineer I know who'll be at your house to fix the washing machine in 30 minutes.

Now stop crying. I'll do everything. In fact, I'll even call your husband David at the office and tell him he ought to come home and help out for once. "
" David? " said Rivkah. " Who's David? "
" Why, David 's your husband! … Is this 0208 123 3749? "
" No, this is 0208 123 3747. "
" Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I have the wrong number. "
There was a short pause, then Rivkah said, " Does this mean you're not coming over? "

 

Darling, How are you?

Let me handle it.

Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I have the wrong number.

Does this mean you're not coming over?

 

A Jewish grandmother giving directions to her grown grandson (еврейская бабушка дает указания своему взрослому внуку) who is coming to visit with his wife (который собирается навестить ее со своей женой),

" You come to the front door (ты подходишь к входной двери) of the Golders Green block of flats (многоквартирного дома). I am in flat (я в квартире) number 32. There is a big panel at the front door (на входной: «передней» двери большая панель, список, указатель /жильцов, квартир/; panel [`pæ nl]). With your elbow (твоим локтем), push button (нажми кнопку) 32. I will buzz you in (я тебя впущу /по домофону/; to buzz – жужжать, гудеть; звонить по телефону). Come inside (внутрь), the elevator is on the right (лифт справа). Get in (зайди), and with your elbow hit (нажми: «ударь») 14. When you get out (когда ты выйдешь), I am on the left (я слева). With your elbow, hit my doorbell (дверной звонок; bell – колокольчик). "

" Grandma, that sounds easy (звучит понятно: «легко»), but why (почему) am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow? "

" You're coming empty handed? (ты приезжаешь = собираешься приехать с пустыми руками)"

 

A Jewish grandmother giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife,

" You come to the front door of the Golders Green block of flats. I am in flat number 32. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 32. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit 14. When you get out, I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell. "

" Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow? "

" You're coming empty handed? "

 

That sounds easy.

 

Four Jewish ladies (четыре еврейские женщины) are playing Bridge (играют в бридж).

Betty sighs and says (Бетти вздыхает и говорит), " Oy... (Ой)"

Freda nods (кивает), sighs, and says, " Oy vey! (ой, горе – идиш)"

Kitty says, " Oy veys meer! (ой, горе мне)"

Charlotte chimes in (Шарлотта включается в разговор: to chime – согласно звучать /о колоколах/): " Enough talk about the children already (хватит уже о детях). Let's get back to the game (давайте-таки играть: «вернемся к игре»; back – назад)"

 

Four Jewish ladies are playing Bridge.
Betty sighs and says, " Oy... "
Freda nods, sighs, and says, " Oy vey! "
Kitty says, " Oy veys meer! "
Charlotte chimes in: " Enough talk about the children already. Let's get back to the game. "

 

Let's get back to the game.

 

After Adam was created (после того, как Адам был создан), there he was, all alone, in the Garden of Eden (он был совсем один в Эдемском саду).

Of course it wasn't good for him to be all by himself (конечно, это не было хорошо для него быть все время одному: «при самом себе»), so the Lord came down to visit (и Бог спустился навестить его).

" Adam, " He said, " I have a plan to make you much, much happier (у меня есть план, как сделать тебя гораздо, гораздо счастливее). I'm going to give you a companion (я собираюсь дать тебе друга), a help mate for you (помощника для тебя) – someone who will fulfil (кого-то, кто исполнит) your every need and desire (каждую твою потребность и каждое твое желание). Someone who will be faithful, loving and obedient (кто будет преданным, любящим и послушным; obedient [∂ `bi: dj∂ nt]). Someone who will make you feel wonderful every day of your life (кто сделает так, чтобы ты чувствовал себя чудесно каждый день /в/ твоей жизни). "

Adam was stunned (ошеломлен). " That sounds incredible! (это звучит невероятно)"

" Well, it is (так оно и есть), " replied the Lord. " But it doesn't come for free (но это не бесплатно; free – свободный). This is someone so special (настолько особенный) that it's going to cost you an arm and a leg (что будет стоить тебе руки и ноги). "

" That's a pretty high price to pay (это очень высокая цена), " said Adam. " What can I get for a rib? (что могу я получить за ребро)"

 

After Adam was created, there he was, all alone, in the Garden of Eden.
Of course it wasn't good for him to be all by himself, so the Lord came down to visit.
" Adam, " He said, " I have a plan to make you much, much happier. I'm going to give you a companion, a help mate for you – someone who will fulfil your every need and desire. Someone who will be faithful, loving and obedient. Someone who will make you feel wonderful every day of your life. "

Adam was stunned. " That's sounds incredible! "
" Well, it is, " replied the Lord. " But it doesn't come for free. This is someone so special that it's going to cost you an arm and a leg. "
" That's a pretty high price to pay, " said Adam. " What can I get for a rib? "

 

That's sounds incredible!

That's a pretty high price to pay.

 

Three friends were at the bar talking (трое друзей были в баре, разговаривая), and after many rounds of beer (и после многих кружек /заказанных на всех/: «раундов» пива), one of them suggests (один из них предлагает) that everyone admits something (чтобы каждый признался в чем-то таком) they have never admitted to anyone (в чем они никогда раньше не признавались никому).

" Okay, " says the first, " I've never told anybody I'm a gay! (я никогда никому не говорил, что я гомик /to tell-told-told/)"

The second confesses (признается), " I'm having an affair with my boss's wife (у меня роман, связь с женой моего босса). "

The third, Moishe, begins, " I don't know how to tell you... (я не знаю, как вам сказать)"

" Don't be shy (не стыдись = смелее: «не будь стыдлив, робок»), " the two friends said.

" Well, " says Moishe, " I can't keep secrets (я не могу хранить секреты). "

 

Three friends were at the bar talking, and after many rounds of beer, one of them suggests that everyone admits something they have never admitted to anyone.
" Okay, " says the first, " I've never told anybody I'm a gay! "
The second confesses, " I'm having an affair with my boss's wife. "
The third, Moishe, begins, " I don't know how to tell you... "
" Don't be shy, " the two friends said.
" Well, " says Moishe, " I can't keep secrets. "

 

Don't be shy.

 

Mr. Shwartz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be (мистер Шварц приходит на встречу со своим будущим зятем), Sol (Соломоном).

He says to Sol, who is very religious (он говорит Солу, который очень религиозен), " So now tell me, Sol, my boy, what do you do? (ну а теперь скажи мне, Сол, мой мальчик, чем ты занимаешься)"

" I study the Torah (я изучаю Тору), " he replies.

" But Sol, you are going to marry my daughter (ты собираешься жениться на моей дочери), how are you going to feed and house her? (как ты собираешься ее кормить и содержать)"

" No problem, " says Sol, " I study Torah and it says God will provide (я изучаю Тору, там сказано, что Бог обеспечит). "

" But you will have children (но у тебя будут дети), how will you educate them? (как ты дашь им образование)" asks Mr. Shwartz.

" No problem, " says Sol, " I study Torah and it says God will provide. "

Mr. Shwartz goes home and Mrs. Shwartz, his wife, anxiously asks what Sol is like (беспокойно спросила, что из себя представляет Сол: «на что он похож»).

" Well, " says Mr. Shwartz, " he's a lovely boy (он милый мальчик), I only just met him and he already thinks I'm God (я только его встретил = познакомился с ним, а он уже думает, что я Бог /to meet-met-met/). "

 

Mr. Shwartz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol.

He says to Sol (who is very religious), " So now, tell me, Sol, my boy, what do you do? "

" I study the Torah, " he replies.

" But Sol, you are going to marry my daughter, how are you going to feed and house her? "

" No problem, " says Sol, " I study Torah and it says God will provide. "

" But you will have children, how will you educate them? " asks Mr. Shwartz.

" No problem, " says Sol, " I study Torah and it says God will provide. "

Mr. Shwartz goes home and Mrs. Shwartz, his wife, anxiously asks what Sol is like.

" Well, " says Mr. Shwartz, " he's a lovely boy, I only just met him and he already thinks I'm God. "

 

What do you do?

No problem.

 

– Hello, that's you (это ты), Abe?

– Yes, dis (= this; здесь и дальше написание некоторых слов нарушено, чтобы передать сильный акцент) is Abe...

– It doesn't sount (=sound) like (не похоже на: «не звучит как») Abe.

– Vell (=well), dis is Abe all right (здесь в самом деле: «в порядке»).

– You're positive (вы уверены) it's Abe?

– Absolutely (абсолютно).

– Vell, listen Abie, dis is Moe. Can you lend me feefty punds? (= fifty pounds – можешь одолжить мне 50 фунтов)

– Ven (= when) Abe comes in (придет), I'll tell him you called... (я скажу ему, что вы звонили).

 

– Hello, that's you, Abe?
– Yes, dis is Abe...
– It doesn't sount like Abe.
– Vell, dis is Abe all right.
– You're positive it's Abe?
– Absolutely.
– Vell, listen Abie, dis is Moe. Can you lend me feefty punds?
– Ven Abe comes in, I'll tell him you called...

 

Are you positive?

 

Abe goes to see his rabbi (идет навестить: «повидать» своего рабби).

" Rabbi, something terrible is happening (что-то ужасное происходит) and I have to talk to you about it (и мне нужно поговорить с вами об этом). "

The rabbi asked, " What's wrong, Abe? (что случилось: «что неправильно»)"

Abe replied, " My wife is poisoning me (отравляет меня; poison – яд). "

The rabbi was very surprised (удивлен) by this and asks, " How can that be? (как это возможно: «может быть»)"

Abe then pleads (уверяет; to pead – защищать /в суде/; обращаться с просьбой; просить, умолять), " I'm telling you (я вам говорю), I'm certain (я уверен) she's poisoning me, what should I do? (что я должен делать = что мне делать)"

The rabbi then offers (тогда предлагает), " Tell you what (вот что я тебе скажу). Let me talk to her (позволь мне поговорить с ней), I'll see what I can find out (я погляжу, что я смогу выяснить; to find – находить) and I'll let you know (и я дам тебе знать). "

A week later the rabbi calls (зовет; звонит) Abe and says, " Well, I spoke to your wife (я говорил с твоей женой /to speak-spoke-spoken/). I spoke to her on the phone (по телефону) for three hours (в течение трех часов). You want my advice? (хочешь мой совет)"

Abe anxiously says (тревожно), " Yes. "

" Take the poison (прими яд), " says the rabbi.

 

Abe goes to see his rabbi.
" Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it. "
The rabbi asked, " What's wrong, Abe? "
Abe replied, " My wife is poisoning me. "
The rabbi was very surprised by this and asks, " How can that be? "
Abe then pleads, " I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do? "
The rabbi then offers, " Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know. "
A week later the rabbi calls Abe and says, " Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice? "
Abe anxiously says, " Yes. "
" Take the poison, " says the rabbi.

 

What's wrong?

What should I do?

Let me talk to her.

I'll see what I can find out.

I'll let you know.

You want my advice?

 

91-year-old Goldstein and his 89-year-old wife of 66 years (после 66 лет брака) go to their lawyer (идут к их адвокату) to get a divorce (получить развод).

Puzzled (озадаченный), the lawyer asks (спрашивает), " Why did you wait all this time (зачем вы ждали все это время) if you were both so miserable for so long? (если вы оба были такими несчастными так долго)"

The answer (ответ): " We were just waiting for the kids to die (мы просто ждали, пока умрут дети). "

 

91-year-old Goldstein and his 89-year-old wife of 66 years go to their lawyer to get a divorce.

Puzzled, the lawyer asks, " Why did you wait all this time if you were both so miserable for so long? "
The answer: " We were just waiting for the kids to die. "

 

Why did you wait all this time?

 

Three men are discussing their previous night's lovemaking (обсуждают свой секс прошлой ночью; to make love – заниматься любовью).

Alberto the Italian (итальянец Альберто) says, " My wife, I rubbed her all over (натер ее всю) with fine olive oil (чудным оливковым маслом; fine – тонкий, утонченный; превосходный), then we make wonderful love (затем мы чудесно занимались любовью). She screamed for five minutes (она кричала /целых/ пять минут). "

Marcel the Frenchman (француз Марсель) says, " I smoothed (намазал; smooth – гладкий, ровный; to smooth – приглаживать, сглаживать; смягчать, смазывать [smu: ð ]) sweet butter (сладкое масло) on my wife's body (тело), then we made passionate (страстная) love. She screamed for half an hour (она кричала полчаса). "

Maurice Cohen (Морис Коган) says, " I covered my wife's body with schmaltz (я покрыл тело жены салом). We made love and she screamed for six hours (шесть часов). "

The others say, " Six hours? How did you make her (как ты заставил ее = сделал так, чтобы она) scream for six hours? "

Maurice shrugs (пожимает плечами). " I wiped my hands on the drapes (я вытер руки о портьеры, драпировку). "

 

Three men are discussing their previous night's lovemaking.

Alberto the Italian says, " My wife, I rubbed her all over with fine olive oil, then we make wonderful love. She screamed for five minutes. "

Marcel the Frenchman says, " I smoothed sweet butter on my wife's body, then we made passionate love. She screamed for half an hour. "
Maurice Cohen says, " I covered my wife's body with schmaltz. We made love and she screamed for six hours. "

The others say, " Six hours? How did you make her scream for six hours? "

Maurice shrugs. " I wiped my hands on the drapes. "

 

We made love.

 

A businessman boarded a plane (взошел на борт самолета) to find, sitting next to him (и обнаружил: «чтобы обнаружить» сидящую рядом с ним), an elegant Jewish woman (элегантную еврейку) wearing (на которой было; to wear – носить /об одежде, украшениях/) the largest and most stunning (самое крупное и самое потрясающее) diamond ring (кольцо с бриллиантом) he had ever seen (которое он когда-либо видел). He asked her about it (он спросил ее об этом).

" This is the Klopman diamond (это бриллиант Клопмана), " she said. " It is beautiful (он прекрасен, красив), but there is a terrible curse (но /здесь есть/ ужасное проклятье) that goes with it (которое ему сопутствует). "

" What's the curse? (какое проклятие)" the man asked (спросил).

" Mr. Klopman (мистер Клопман). "

 

A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant Jewish woman wearing the largest and most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it.

" This is the Klopman diamond, " she said. " It is beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it. "

" What's the curse? " the man asked.

" Mr. Klopman. "

 

This is the most stunning diamond ring I have ever seen.

 

Bernie is a very wealthy (богатый) man indeed (в самом деле).

One day in June (однажды в июне), he goes on holiday (он отправляется в отпуск, отдохнуть) with his latest (со своей последней), much younger girlfriend (намного моложе /его/ подружкой), Sarah. As the days in the sun wore on (по мере того, как дни на солнце уходили /to wear-wore-worn – носить /одежду/; медленно тянуться /о времени/), Bernie and Sarah began to talk about the differences in their ages and interests between them (начали говорить о разнице в их возрасте и интересах /между ними/ /to begin-began-begun/).

Bernie asked, " If I lost everything (если бы я потерял все /to lose-lost-lost/), all my money, my mansion (мой особняк), my Rolls Royce, tomorrow, would you still love me (ты бы по-прежнему любила меня), Sarah? "

" Yes, darling, " said Sarah, " and I’d miss you too (и скучала бы по тебе тоже; to miss – промахнуться; упустить; чувствовать нехватку кого-либо или чего-либо, скучать). "

 

Bernie is a very wealthy man indeed.

One day in June, he goes on holiday with his latest, much younger girlfriend, Sarah. As the days in the sun wore on, Bernie and Sarah began to talk about the differences in their ages and interests between them.

Bernie asked, " If I lost everything, all my money, my mansion, my Rolls Royce, tomorrow, would you still love me, Sarah? "

" Yes, darling, " said Sarah, " and I’d miss you too. "

 

I’ll miss you.

 

Moishe had been single (был холост) for a long time (долгое время). One day, he excitedly tells his mother (он возбужденно сообщает своей матери) that he's fallen in love at last (что он влюбился наконец) and he is going to get married (и собирается жениться). She is obviously overjoyed (она очевидно переполнена радостью; joy – радость).

Moishe then tells his mother, " Just for fun (просто, только ради шутки), Mum, I'm going to bring over 3 women (я приведу сюда трех женщин) and you try and guess (постарайся угадать) which one I'm going to marry (на которой я собираюсь жениться). "

His mother agrees (соглашается).

The next day (на следующий день), Moishe brings 3 beautiful women into the house (приводит в дом трех красивых женщин) and sits them down on the couch (и усаживает их на диван) and they all chat for a while (и все они болтают какое-то время; a whileпромежуток времени). Then Moishe turns (поворачивается) to his mother and says, " Okay, Mum. Guess which one I'm going to marry? "

She immediately (сразу) replies, " The redhead in the middle (рыжая в середине). "

" That's amazing (удивительно) Mum. You're right (ты права = угадала»). How did you know? (как ты узнала)"

" I don't like her (она мне не нравится). "

 

Moishe had been single for a long time. One day, he excitedly tells his mother that he's fallen in love at last and he is going to get married. She is obviously overjoyed.

Moishe then tells his mother, " Just for fun, Mum, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry. "

His mother agrees.

The next day, Moishe brings 3 beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they all chat for a while. Then Moishe turns to his mother and says, " Okay, Mum. Guess which one I'm going to marry? "

She immediately replies, " The redhead in the middle. "

" That's amazing, Mum. You're right. How did you know? "

" I don't like her. "

 

Just for fun.

That's amazing!

 

Benjamin rushes (бросается) to his doctor.

" Doctor, you’ve got to give me something (вы должны дать мне что-нибудь) to make me young again (чтобы сделать меня снова молодым). I’ve got a date (у меня свидание) with this beautiful young girl tonight (с этой красивой молодой девушкой сегодня вечером). "

His doctor said, " Hold on a second (подождите, остановитесь /на/ секундочку; to hold – держать), you’re 70 years old (вам 70 лет), there’s really not a lot I can do for you (я действительно не много для вас могу сделать; a lot – множество, много). "

Benjamin replies, " But doctor, my friend Tony is much older than I am (мой друг Тони намного старше меня: «чем я») and he says he has sex three times a week (а он говорит, что занимается любовью три раза в неделю). "

" OK, " says the doctor, " so you say it too! (и вы тоже так говорите)"

 

Benjamin rushes to his doctor.

" Doctor, you’ve got to give me something to make me young again. I’ve got a date with this beautiful young girl tonight. "

His doctor said, " Hold on a second, you’re 70 years old, there’s really not a lot I can do for you. "

Benjamin replies, " But doctor, my friend Tony is much older than I am and he says he has sex three times a week. "

" OK, " says the doctor, " so you say it too! "

 

Hold on a second.

There’s really not a lot I can do for you.

 

Beckie was dying (умирала) and on her deathbed (и у своего смертного одра), she gave final instructions (она дала последние указания) to her husband (своему супругу) Tony.



  

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