ONE NIGHT IN RIO. One, one night in Rio, (in Rio). Two, two days in LA (in LA). We had a short, short stop in Moscow. but there was no, (no…) no time to stay (to stay, to stay, to….). One, one fancy cocktail (in the sky). Two, two pieces of lemon. Three,

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ONE NIGHT IN RIO

One, one night in Rio, (in Rio)

Two, two days in LA (in LA)

We had a short, short stop in Moscow

but there was no, (no…) no time to stay (to stay, to stay, to…. )

We had to meet this promoter in New York.

So we met at the Hilton Hotel at the lobby.

We said we had to leave immediately to Germany

So we hired a cab.

When I saw the cab I thought I’ll faint because this little cab

Was jut a Mitsubishi, a shifted car,

I’m used to riding limousines, luxury cars, with all my stuff of minimum one suitcase, two pairs of shoes and three backup singers - I’m used to this, I need this!

Anyway, this driver had no idea how to get to the airport,

‘cause at the 14th street he took a left turn, instead of a right turn,

and I was really mad at him because

“Hey man we have to.. to be at the airport in a few moments!

So how the hell can you do that ‘cause the flight leaves to Berlin! ”

One, one fancy cocktail (in the sky)

Two, two pieces of lemon

Three, three crying babies (next to me)

And after four drinks, they wouldn’t serve me no more…

Well, after flying for seven hours in economy class

I was really mad: three crying babies

And no more liquor, and no sleep.

So finally we arrived in Berlin

It was raining, OF COURSE

So nobody’s picking us up

‘cause where the hell ARE these guys?

But anyway, so let’s go get the luggage.

And we went down and, there was no luggage.

There was no luggage!

So I waited half an hour for my luggage.

So I went down to the counter and said: “Excuse me, where is my luggage?

We flew from New York to Berlin”.

So he looked into his computer, and he said:

“Sir, it’s on the way to LA”. (LA, LA, LA…)

I had one, one, one bedroom apartment (one bedroom apartment)

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