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It wasn’t as if he didn’t know anything about Will, because he did: Marcus had checked him out. On his way back from school one afternoon he had seen Will out shopping, and he had followed him home like a private detective. He hadn’t really found out much about him, apart from where he lived and what shops he went in. But he seemed to be on his own—no girlfriend, no wife, no little boy, even. Unless the little boy was with his girlfriend at home. But if he had a girlfriend, why was he trying to chat up Suzie?

‘What time is this guy coming? ’ his mum asked. They were tidying the house and listening to Exodus by Bob Marley.

‘In about ten minutes. You’re going to get changed, aren’t you? ’

‘Why? ’

‘Because you look a wreck, and he’s going to take us to Planet Hollywood for lunch. ’ Will didn’t know that last bit yet, because Marcus hadn’t told him, but he wouldn’t mind.

She looked at him. ‘Why does it bother you what I wear? ’

‘Planet Hollywood. ’

‘What about it? ’

‘You don’t want to look like an old bag there. In case one of them sees you. ’

‘In case one of who sees me? ’

‘Bruce Willis or one of them. ’

‘Marcus, they won’t be there, you know. ’

‘They’re there all the time. Unless they’re working. And even then they try to make films in London so they can go for lunch. ’

Fiona laughed and laughed. ‘Who told you that? ’

A kid at his old school called Sam Lovell had told him that. Now Marcus thought about it, Sam had told him some other things that turned out not to be true: that Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson were the same person, and that Mr Harrison the French teacher had been in the Beatles.

‘It’s just well known. ’

‘Do you still want to go there if you’re not going to see any stars? ’

He didn’t really, but he wasn’t going to let her know that.

‘Yeah. Course. ’

His mum shrugged and went off to get changed.

Will came into the flat before they went out. He introduced himself, which Marcus thought was pretty stupid as everyone knew who everyone else was anyway.

‘Hi. I’m Will, ’ he said. ‘We’ve… Well, I…’ But he obviously couldn’t think of a polite way of saying that he’d seen her conked out on the sofa by a pool of her own sick the week before, so he stopped and just smiled.

‘I’m Fiona. ’ His mum looked good, Marcus thought. She was wearing her best leggings and a baggy, hairy jumper, and she was wearing make-up for the first time since the hospital, and a pair of nice dangly earrings someone had sent her from Zimbabwe. ‘Thanks for all you did last weekend. I really appreciate it. ’

‘Pleasure. I hope you’re feeling… I hope you’ve—’

‘My stomach’s fine. I suppose I must still be a bit barmy, though. That sort of thing doesn’t clear up so quickly, does it? ’

Will looked shocked, but she just laughed. Marcus hated it when she made jokes to people who didn’t know her very well.

‘Have you decided where you want to go, then, young Marcus? ’

‘Planet Hollywood. ’

‘Oh, God. Really? ’

‘Yeah. Supposed to be brilliant. ’

‘Is it? We obviously don’t read the same restaurant reviews. ’

‘It wasn’t a restaurant reviewer. It was Sam Lovell from my old school. ’

‘Oh, well, in that case… Shall we go? ’

Will opened the door and waved at Fiona to go through. Marcus wasn’t sure what to look for, but he had a feeling that this was going to work.

They didn’t take the car, because Will said Planet Hollywood was in Leicester Square and they wouldn’t be able to park, so they caught the bus. On the way to the bus stop Will showed them his car.

‘This is mine. The one with the car seat in the back. Look at it. What a mess. ’

‘Gosh, ’ said Fiona.

‘Right, ’ said Marcus.

They couldn’t think of much else to say about it, so they walked on.

There were loads of people outside Planet Hollywood waiting to get in, and it was raining. They were the only people that spoke English in the whole queue.

‘Are you sure this is where you want to go, Marcus? ’ his mum asked him.

‘Yeah. Where else is there, anyway? ’ If someone came up with an even half-decent suggestion, he’d take it. He didn’t want to stand around with a load of French and Italian people. It wasn’t right.

‘There’s a Pizza Express round the corner, ’ said Will.

‘No thanks. ’

‘You’re always on about wanting to go out for a pizza, ’ said his mum.

‘No, I’m not. ’ He was, but pizza was too cheap, he reckoned.

They went back to queuing in silence. Nobody was going to get married to anybody at this rate. It was too wet and too horrible.

‘Tell me why you want to go to Planet Hollywood and I’ll see if I can think of anywhere like it, ’ said Will.

‘I don’t know. Because it’s famous. And it’s got the sort of food I like. Fries and things. ’

‘So if I can think of somewhere famous that serves fries, we can go there? ’

‘Yeah. But it’s got to be my sort of famous, not your sort of famous. ’

‘What does that mean? ’

‘It’s got to be the sort of famous that kids know about. You can’t just tell me it’s famous, because if I’ve never heard of it then it’s not. ’

‘So if I said to you, how about Twenty-Eight, you wouldn’t want to go. ’

‘No. Not famous. Never heard of it. ’

‘But famous people go there. ’

‘Like who? ’

‘Actors and so on. ’

‘Which actors? ’

‘I should think they’ve all been there at some time or another. But they don’t tell you in advance. I’ll be straight with you, Marcus. We could go there now and we might bump into Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman. Or we might see nobody at all. But they do good fries. The thing is, we’ll be standing here for an hour, and then when we get in there’ll be nobody there worth seeing anyway. ’

‘OK then. ’

‘Seriously? ’

‘Yeah. ’

‘Good man. ’

No famous people ever went to this Twenty-Eight place. You could tell. It was nice, and the fries were good, but it was just normal; it didn’t have anything on the walls, like Clint Eastwood’s jacket, or the mask Michael Keaton wore in Batman. It didn’t even have any signed photos. The Indian restaurant near their flat that delivered their takeaways wasn’t famous at all, but even that had a signed picture of someone who used to play for Arsenal ages ago. He didn’t mind though. The main thing was that they were sat down and dry, and Will and his mother could begin to talk.

They needed some help at first; nobody said anything until the waiter came to take their order.

‘Mushroom omelette and fries, please. And a Coke, ’ said Marcus.

‘I’ll have the swordfish steak, ’ said Will. ‘No vegetables, just a side salad. ’

Fiona was having difficulty deciding.

‘Why don’t you have the swordfish steak? ’ said Marcus.

‘Ummm…’

He tried to get his mother’s attention across the table without Will noticing. He nodded hard, once, and then he coughed.

‘Are you all right, sweetie? ’

He just felt it would help if his mum ordered the same food as Will. He didn’t know why. It wasn’t like you could talk for ages about swordfish steak or anything, but maybe it would show them that they had something in common, that sometimes they thought the same way about things. Even if they didn’t.

‘We’re vegetarian, ’ said Marcus. ‘But we eat fish. ’

‘So we’re not really vegetarian. ’

‘We don’t eat fish very often though. Fish and chips sometimes. We never cook fish at home, do we? ’

‘Not often, no. ’

‘Never. ’

‘Oh, don’t show me up. ’

He didn’t know how saying she never cooked fish was showing her up—did men like women who cooked fish? Why? —but that was the last thing he wanted to do.

‘All right, ’ he said. ‘Not never. Sometimes. ’

‘Shall I come back in a couple of minutes? ’ said the waiter. Marcus had forgotten he was still there.

‘Ummm…’

‘Have the swordfish, ’ said Marcus.

‘I’ll have the penne pesto, ’ said his mother. ‘With a mixed salad. ’

Will ordered a beer, and his mum ordered a glass of white wine. Nobody said anything again.

Marcus didn’t have a girlfriend, nor had he ever come close to having one, unless you counted Holly Garrett, which he didn’t. But he knew this: if a girl and a boy met, and they didn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend, and they both looked all right, and they didn’t mind each other, then they might as well go out together. What was the point in not? Will didn’t have a girlfriend, unless you counted Suzie, which he didn’t, and his mum didn’t have a boyfriend, so… It would be good for all of them. The more he thought about it, the more obvious it seemed.

It wasn’t that he needed someone to replace his dad. He’d talked about that with his mum ages ago. They’d been watching a programme on TV about the family, and some silly fat Tory woman said that everyone should have a mother and a father, and his mum got angry and later depressed. Then, before the hospital thing, he’d thought the Tory woman was stupid, and he’d told his mum as much, but at the time he hadn’t worked out that two was a dangerous number. Now he had worked that out, he wasn’t sure it made much difference to what he thought about the fat Tory woman’s idea; he didn’t care whether the family he wanted were all men, or all women, or all children. He simply wanted people.

‘Don’t just sit there, ’ he said suddenly.

Will and his mother looked at him.

‘You heard me. Don’t just sit there. Talk to each other. ’

‘I’m sure we will in a moment, ’ said his mother.

‘Lunch will be over before you two’ve thought of anything to say, ’ Marcus grumbled.

‘What do you want us to talk about? ’ Will asked.

‘Anything. Politics. Films. Murders. I don’t care. ’

‘I’m not sure that’s how conversation happens, ’ said his mother.

‘Maybe you should have worked it out by now. You’re old enough. ’

‘Marcus! ’

Will was laughing, though.

‘He’s right. We have, I don’t know how old you are, Fiona, but we have at least sixty years of conversational experience between us here, and maybe we ought to be able to get something going. ’

‘OK then. ’

‘So. ’

‘After you. ’

They both laughed, but neither of them said anything.

‘Will, ’ said Marcus.

‘Yes, Marcus, ’ said Will.

‘What do you think of John Major? ’

‘Not much. ’

‘What about you, Mum? ’

‘You know what I think of him. ’

‘Tell Will. ’

‘Not much. ’

This was useless.

‘Why? ’

‘Oh, Marcus, leave us alone. You’re making it more difficult, not easier. You’re making us self-conscious. We’ll start talking soon. ’

‘When? ’

‘Stop it. ’

‘Have you ever been married, Will? ’

‘Marcus, I’m going to get cross with you in a minute. ’

‘It’s OK, Fiona. No, I haven’t. Have you? ’

‘No, course not. I’m not old enough. ’

‘Oh. ’

‘Now ask Mum. ’

‘Fiona, have you ever been married? ’

‘No. ’

For a moment, Marcus was confused; when he was a real kid, a little kid, he used to think that you had to be married to be a father or mother, in the same way that you had to have a driving licence to drive. He knew now that this wasn’t true, and he knew too that his parents had never been married, but somehow the ideas you grew up with were hard to shake off.

‘Did you want to get married, Mum? ’

‘Not really. It didn’t seem important. ’

‘So why do other people bother? ’

‘Oh, all sorts of reasons. Security. Pressure from family. Misguided notions of romance. ’

Will laughed at this. ‘Cynic, ’ he said.

Marcus didn’t understand this, but that was good: his mum and Will now had something that he hadn’t started.

‘Do you still see Marcus’s dad? ’

‘Sometimes. Not very often. Marcus sees him quite a lot. How about you? Do you still see your ex? ’

‘Ummm… Well, yes. All the time. She picked Ned up this morning. ’ He said this in a funny way, Marcus thought. Almost like he’d forgotten and then remembered.

‘And is that all right? ’

‘Oh, it’s OK. We have our moments. ’

‘How come you ended up looking after Ned? I mean, I’m sure you’re a brilliant dad and everything, but that’s not usually how it works, is it? ’

‘No. She was going through a Kramer vs Kramer kind of thing at the time. You know, a sort of I-want-to-find-out-who-I-am malarkey. ’

‘And did she find out who she was? ’

‘Not really. I don’t know if anyone really does, do they? ’

The food arrived, but the two adults hardly noticed; Marcus dug happily into his omelette and fries. Would they move into Will’s place, he wondered, or buy somewhere new?

Fourteen

Will knew that Fiona was not his type. For a start, she didn’t look the way he wanted women to look—in fact, he doubted whether looks were important to her at all. He couldn’t be doing with that. People, women and men, had a duty to care, he felt, even if they didn’t have the requisite raw material—unless they weren’t interested in the sexual side of life at all, in which case, fair enough. You could do what you wanted then. Einstein, for example… Will didn’t know the first thing about Einstein’s private life, but in his photos he looked like a guy with other things on his mind. But Fiona wasn’t Einstein. She might have been as brainy as Einstein, for all he knew, but she was clearly interested in relationships, judging from the conversation they had had over lunch, so why didn’t she make more of an effort? Why didn’t she have a decent hair cut, instead of all that frizz, and why didn’t she wear clothes which looked like they mattered to her? He didn’t get that at all.

And she was just too hippy. He could see now why Marcus was so weird. She believed in alternative things, like aromatherapy and vegetarianism and the environment, stuff he didn’t give much of a shit about, really. If they went out they’d fight terribly, he knew, and that would upset her, and the last thing he wanted to do at the moment was upset her.

He had to say that the thing he found most attractive about her was that she had tried to kill herself. Now that was interesting—sexy, almost, in a morbid kind of way. But how can you contemplate dating a woman who might top herself at any moment? Before, he thought that going out with a mother was a heavy number; how much heavier would it be going out with a suicidal mother? But he didn’t want to let it drop. He still had this sense that Fiona and Marcus could replace soup kitchens and Media Guardian jobs, possibly forever. He wouldn’t have to do that much, after all—the occasional swordfish steak, the odd visit to a crappy film that he might have gone to anyway. How hard could that be? It was a damn sight easier than trying to force-feed vagrants. Good works! Helping people! That was the way forward for him now. The way he saw it, he’d helped Angie by sleeping with her (although admittedly there had been a little speck of self-interest there) and now he was going to find out whether it was possible to help someone without sleeping with them. It had to be, surely? Other people had managed, Mother Teresa and Florence Nightingale and so on, although he suspected that when he entered the good-works fray his style would be somewhat different.

They had made no further arrangement after the lunch. They left the restaurant, wandered around Covent Garden, caught the tube back to north London, and he was back home in time for Sports Report. But he knew they’d all started something that wasn’t finished.

Within a few days he’d changed his mind completely. He had no interest in good works. He had no interest in Marcus and Fiona. He would, he felt sure, break out into a cold sweat of embarrassment every time he thought of them. He would never see them again; he doubted, in fact, whether he would ever be able to go to Holloway again, just in case he bumped into them. He knew he was overreacting, but not by much. Singing! How could you have anything to do with someone who makes you sing! He knew they were both a little flaky, but. . .

It began ordinarily enough, with an invitation to supper, and though he didn’t like what they had to eat—something vegetarian with chickpeas and rice and tinned tomatoes—he quite enjoyed the conversation. Fiona told him about her job as a music therapist, and Marcus told Fiona that Will earned millions of pounds a minute because his dad had written a song. Will helped with the washing up, and Fiona made them a cup of tea, and then she sat down at the piano and started to play.

She wasn’t bad. The piano playing was better than her voice, but her voice wasn’t awful, simply adequate, if a little thin, and she could certainly carry a tune. No, it wasn’t the quality that embarrassed him, it was the sincerity. He’d been with people who had picked up guitars and sat down at pianos before (although not for a very long time), but they had always sent themselves up in some way: they had chosen stupid songs to play, or sung them in a stupid way, or camped them up or done anything to show they didn’t mean it.

Fiona meant it. She meant ‘Knocking On Heaven’s Door’, and then she meant ‘Fire And Rain’, and then she meant ‘Both Sides Now’. There was nothing between her and the songs; she was inside them. She even closed her eyes when she was singing.

‘Do you want to come over here so you can see the words? ’ she asked him after ‘Both Sides Now’. He’d been sitting at the dining table staring hard at Marcus, until Marcus started singing too, at which point he turned his attention to the wall.

‘Ummm… What’s next? ’

‘Any requests? ’

He wanted her to play something that she couldn’t close her eyes to, ‘Roll Out The Barrel, ’ say, or ‘Knees Up, Mother Brown’, but the mood had already been set.

‘Anything. ’

She chose ‘Killing Me Softly With His Song’. There was nothing he could do but stand next to her and let the odd half-syllable of lyric crawl choking out of his mouth. ‘Smile… While… Boy… Ling…’ He knew, of course he knew, that the song couldn’t last forever, that the evening couldn’t last forever, that he would soon be home tucked up in bed, that singing round the piano with a depressive hippy and her weirdo son wouldn’t kill him. He knew all that, but he didn’t feel it. He couldn’t do anything with these people after all, he could see that now. He’d been stupid to think there was anything here for him.

When he got home he put a Pet Shop Boys CD on, and watched Prisoner: Cell Block H with the sound down. He wanted to hear people who didn’t mean it, and he wanted to watch people he could laugh at. He got drunk, too; he filled a glass with ice and poured himself scotch after scotch. And as the drink began to take hold, he realized that people who meant it were much more likely to kill themselves than people who didn’t: he couldn’t recall having even the faintest urge to take his own life, and he found it hard to imagine that he ever would. When it came down to it, he just wasn’t that engaged. You had to be engaged to be a vegetarian; you had to be engaged to sing ‘Both Sides Now’ with your eyes closed; when it came down to it, you had to be engaged to be a mother. He wasn’t much bothered either way about anything, and that, he knew, would guarantee him a long and depression-free life. He’d made a big mistake thinking that good works were a way forward for him. They weren’t. They drove you mad. Fiona did good works and they had driven her mad: she was vulnerable, messed-up, inadequate. Will had a system going here that was going to whizz him effortlessly to the grave. He didn’t want to fuck it up now.

Fiona called him once more, soon after the excruciating supper; she left a message on the machine, and he didn’t answer it. Suzie called him too, and though he wanted to see her, he suspected she was ringing on Fiona’s behalf, so he was vague and non-committal. It looked to him like he’d taken the single mum thing as far as it would go, and he was preparing for a return to the life he had been living before he met Angie. Maybe it was for the best.

He went record shopping, he went clothes shopping, he played a bit of tennis, he went to the pub, he watched telly, he went to see films and bands with friends. Time units were filled effortlessly. He had even gone back to reading books in the afternoon; he was halfway through a James Ellroy thriller one Thursday, in that horrible dead dark time between Countdown and the news, when the doorbell went.

He was expecting to see someone selling J-cloths and brushes, so he found himself looking at nothing when he opened the door, because his visitor was a good foot shorter than the average hawker.

‘I’ve come to see you, ’ said Marcus.

‘Oh. Right. Come in. ’ He said it warmly enough, as far as he could tell, but for some reason he felt a rising tide of panic.

Marcus marched into the sitting room, sat down on the sofa and stared intently at everything.

‘You haven’t got a kid, have you? ’

That was certainly one explanation for the panic.

‘Well, ’ said Will, as if he were about to launch into a very long and involved story, the details of which were currently eluding him.

Marcus got up and walked around the flat.

‘Where’s your loo? I’m dying for a pee. ’

‘Just down the hall there. ’

While Marcus was gone, Will tried to think of a story that would account for the complete absence of anything Ned-related, but there was nothing. He could either tell Marcus that of course he had a child, and that the lack of both child and child-related paraphernalia was simply… simply something he would think of later; or he could dissolve into tears and own up to being a pathetic fantasist. He decided against the latter version.

‘You’ve only got one bedroom, ’ said Marcus when he got back.

‘Have you been nosing around? ’

‘Yeah. You’ve got one bedroom, you’ve got no children’s toys in the bathroom, there are no toys in here… You haven’t even got any photos of him. ’

‘What business is it of yours? ’

‘None. Apart from you’ve been lying to me and my mum and my mum’s friend. ’

‘Who told you where I lived? ’

‘I followed you home once. ’

‘Where from? ’

‘I saw you out wandering around and I followed you. ’

This was plausible. He was often out wandering around and, in any case, he hadn’t told Suzie or Fiona or the SPAT woman where he lived, so there was no other explanation.

‘Why? ’

‘Dunno. Something to do. ’

‘Why don’t you just go home, Marcus? ’

‘All right. But I’m going to tell my mum. ’

‘Ooooh. I’m scared. ’

Will could feel himself tumbling down a hill towards the kind of panicky guilt he hadn’t felt since schooldays, and it seemed natural to resort to the kind of phrases he used then. There was no explanation he could give Marcus, other than the truth—that he had invented a child so he could meet women—and the truth sounded much seedier than it was ever intended to be.

‘Go on then, off you go. ’

‘I’ll do you a deal. I won’t say anything to my mum if you go out with her. ’

‘Why do you want your mum to go out with someone like me? ’

‘I don’t think you’re too bad. I mean, you told lies, but apart from that you seem OK. And she’s sad, and I think she’d like a boyfriend. ’

‘Marcus, I can’t go out with someone just because you want me to. I’d have to like the person as well. ’

‘What’s wrong with her? ’

‘Nothing’s wrong with her, but—’

‘You want to go out with Suzie, don’t you? ’

‘I don’t want to talk about this with you. ’

‘I thought so. ’

‘I didn’t say anything. All I said was… Listen, I really don’t want to talk about this with you. Go home. ’

‘OK. But I’ll be back. ’ And off he went.

When Will had conceived this fantasy and joined SPAT, he had imagined sweet little children, not children who would be able to track him down and come to his house. He had imagined entering their world, but he hadn’t foreseen that they might be able to penetrate his. He was one of life’s visitors; he didn’t want to be visited.

Fifteen

Marcus wasn’t daft. Well, OK, he was daft sometimes, like with the singing, but he wasn’t stupid-daft, just brush-daft. He could see instantly that the things he knew about Will, the stuff about him not having a kid and not having an ex, were too good to give up all at once; they were worth something. If he’d gone straight home after his first visit to Will’s flat and told his mum and Suzie everything immediately, then that would have been the end of it. They would have stopped him from talking to Will, and he didn’t want that.

He wasn’t sure why he didn’t want that. He just knew that he didn’t want to spend this information straight away, in the same way that he didn’t want to spend birthday money straight away: he wanted to leave it in his pocket while he looked around, to work out what it was worth. He knew he couldn’t make Will go out with his mum if he wasn’t bothered, but he could make him do something else, maybe, something he hadn’t even thought of yet, so he started going round to Will’s house more or less every day after school to get some ideas.

The first time he went back, Will wasn’t too pleased to see him. He just stood in the doorway with his hand on the latch.

‘What? ’ said Will.

‘Nothing. Thought I’d pop round. ’ That made Will smile, although Marcus couldn’t see why. ‘What are you doing? ’

‘What am I doing? ’

‘Yeah. ’

‘Watching TV. ’

‘What are you watching? ’

‘Countdown. ’

‘What’s that? ’ Marcus knew what it was. Every kid who had ever come home from school knew what it was: it was the most boring programme in the history of television.

‘A quiz show. Words and numbers. ’

‘Oh. Would I like it? ’ Of course he wouldn’t like it. Nobody liked it, apart from his dad’s girlfriend’s mum.

‘I’m not sure I care. ’

‘I could watch it with you, if you want. ’

‘That’s very nice of you, Marcus, but I usually manage on my own. ’

‘I’m good at anagrams. And maths. I’d be really helpful, if you were serious about doing well. ’

‘So you do know what Countdown is. ’

‘Yes. I remember now. I really like it. I’ll go when it’s finished. ’

Will looked at him and shook his head. ‘Oh, hell. Come in. ’

Marcus was almost in anyway. He sat down on Will’s long cream sofa, kicked his shoes off and stretched himself out. It was as useless as he remembered, Countdown, but he didn’t complain or ask to watch another channel. (Will had cable, Marcus noted for future reference. ) He just sat there patiently. Will didn’t do anything while the programme was on: he didn’t shout the answers at the screen, or tut when somebody got something wrong. He just smoked.

‘You need a pen and paper to do it properly, ’ Marcus observed at the end.

‘Yeah, well. ’

‘Do you ever do that? ’

‘Sometimes. ’

‘Why didn’t you today? ’

‘I don’t know. Jesus. ’

‘You could have done. I wouldn’t have minded. ’

‘That’s very big of you. ’

He turned the TV off with the remote and they sat in silence.

‘What do you want, Marcus? Haven’t you got any homework to do? ’

‘Yeah. Do you want to help me? ’

‘That wasn’t what I meant. I meant, why don’t you go home and do it? ’

‘I’ll do it after supper. You shouldn’t smoke, you know. ’

‘No, I know. Thank you for telling me. What time does your mum get home? ’

‘About now. ’

‘So? ’

Marcus ignored him and started poking around the flat. Last time he’d only noticed that there was no Ned, and he’d missed a lot of things: the flash hi-fi, the hundreds of CDs and thousands of records and tapes, the black and white photos of people playing saxophones and the film posters on the wall, the wooden floors, the rug. It was small, which surprised Marcus. If Will earned what Marcus thought he earned, then he could afford something a lot bigger than this. It was cool, though. If Marcus had a flat of his own, he’d make it look just like this, although he’d probably choose different film posters. Will had posters of old films he’d never heard of—Double Indemnity, The Big Sleep. Marcus would have Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, definitely, and Free Willy and… he wouldn’t have Hellhound 3 or Boilerhead, though. Not now. The Dead Duck Day had really put him off things like that.

‘Nice flat. ’

‘Thank you. ’

‘Quite small, though. ’

‘It’s big enough for me. ’

‘But you could get something bigger if you wanted to. ’

‘I’m happy with this one. ’

‘You’ve got a lot of CDs. More than anyone I’ve met. ’ Marcus went over to look at them, but he didn’t really know what he was looking for. ‘Iggy Pop, ’ he said, and laughed at the funny name, but Will just looked at him.

‘Who are those people on the wall? The ones with the saxophones and the trumpets? ’

‘Saxophonists and trumpeters. ’

‘But who are they? And why are they on your wall? ’