1. Can you teach a monkey to tell the time?

Sample answers

1. Can you teach a monkey to tell the time?

No, I can’t. But I don’t think it’s possible. Monkeys can be intelligent but not that intelligent.

2. Can you talk to two people on the phone at the same time?

No, I can’t. I have only one mouth.

3. Can you say sorry after a quarrel?

Yes, I can. If I did something wrong, of course.

4. Can you open a bottle of champagne?

No, I can’t. I tried once but then I broke the window with the cork.

5. Can you make pop corn?

Yes, I can. We have these pop corn packets that you just need to put in the microwave and it’s done in a couple of minutes.

6. Can you draw a good portrait of someone?

No, I can’t. I can only draw stick figures.

7. Can you make a silly face?

Yes, of course I can. Everybody can. Look.

8. Can you play the drums?

Yes, I can. I play in a band with some friends, and I’m the drummer.

9. Can you ski?

No, I can’t. But I’m planning to try it this winter because everyone keeps telling me how exciting it is.

10. Can you wash your clothes?

No, I can’t. My mum does the washing for the whole family.

11. Can you stand on one hand, with your legs in the air?

No, I can’t. I mean I never tried. Maybe I can. Hold a second, let me try.

12. Can you eat a watermelon all by yourself?

No, I don’t think I can. A watermelon is huge. It takes a family to eat it.