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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJY6L52RhUs. TRANSCRIPTION
TRANSCRIPTION http: //www. youtube. com/watch? v=QJY6L52RhUs TRANSCRIPTION Monica: Oh, let's not tell this story. All: Oh, come on! Phoebe: Oh no, I know! I know! It's the one where Joey got Monica's turkey stuck on his head! Rachel: What?! Joey got a turkey stuck on his head?! Joey: Hey, it's not like it sounds. Chandler: It's exactly like it sounds. Thanksgiving 1992 Joey: Hello? Phoebe: Hello? Joey: Phoebe? Phoebe: Joey? What's going on? Joey: Look. Phoebe: Oh my God! Joey: I know! It's stuck!!! Phoebe: Easy. Step. How did it get on? Joey: I put it on to scare Chandler! Phoebe: Oh my God! Monica's gonna totally freak out! Joey: Well then help me get it off! Plus, it smells really bad in here. Phoebe: Well, of course it smells really bad. You have your head up a dead animal. Monica: Hey! Phoebe: Hey! Monica: Hey, did you get the turkey basted. Oh my God! Oh my God! Who is that? Joey: It's Joey. Monica: What-what are you doing? Is this supposed to be funny? Phoebe: No, it's not supposed to be funny, it's supposed to be scary. Monica: Well, get it off now! Joey: I can't! It-it's stuck! Monica: Well, I don't care! That-that turkey has to feed 20 people at my parent's house and they're not gonna eat it off your head! Phoebe: All right, hold on! Okay, let's just all think. Monica: Okay, I got it. Phoebe? All right, you pull. I'm gonna spread the legs as wide as I can. Joey? Now is not the time! Joey: Sorry! Sorry. Monica: Okay, count to three. 1. 2. 3! Chandler: Arghhhhhh!! Joey: It worked! I scared you, I knew it! Ha-ha! Chandler: I'm over here big guy. Joey: Yeah, there you are! I scared you! Present Day Chandler: You did look like an idiot. Joey: Hey, I wasn't the only one who looked like an idiot. All right? Remember when Ross tried to say, " Butternut squash? " And it came out, " Squatternutbuash? " Ross: Yeah that's the same.
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