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The Pickwick Club (as might have been expected from so enlightened an institution) received this statement with the contempt it deserved, expelled the presumptuous and ill-conditioned Blotton from the society, and voted Mr. Pickwick a pair of gold spectacles, in token of their confidence and approbation: in return for which, Mr. Pickwick caused a portrait of himself to be painted, and hung up in the club room.

Mr. Blotton was ejected but not conquered. He also wrote a pamphlet, addressed to the seventeen learned societies, native and foreign, containing a repetition of the statement he had already made, and rather more than half intimating his opinion that the seventeen learned societies were so many “humbugs. ” Hereupon, the virtuous indignation of the seventeen learned societies being roused, several fresh pamphlets appeared; the foreign learned societies corresponded with the native learned societies; the native learned societies translated the pamphlets of the foreign learned societies into English; the foreign learned societies translated the pamphlets of the native learned societies into all sorts of languages; and thus commenced that celebrated scientific discussion so well known to all men, as the Pickwick controversy.

But this base attempt to injure Mr. Pickwick recoiled upon the head of its calumnious author. The seventeen learned societies unanimously voted the presumptuous Blotton an ignorant meddler, and forthwith set to work upon more treatises than ever. And to this day the stone remains, an illegible monument of Mr. Pickwick's greatness, and a lasting trophy to the littleness of his enemies.

CHAPTER XII DESCRIPTIVE OF A VERY IMPORTANT PROCEEDING ON

THE PART OF Mr. PICKWICK; NO LESS AN EPOCH IN HIS

LIFE, THAN IN THIS HISTORY

Mr. Pickwick's apartments in Goswell Street, although on a limited scale, were not only of a very neat and comfortable description, but peculiarly adapted for the residence of a man of his genius and observation. His sitting-room was the first-floor front, his bedroom the second-floor front; and thus, whether he were sitting at his desk in his parlour, or standing before the dressingglass in his dormitory, he had an equal opportunity of contemplating human nature in all the numerous phases it exhibits, in that not more populous than popular thoroughfare. His landlady, Mrs. Bardell—the relict and sole executrix of a deceased custom-house officer—was a comely woman of bustling manners and agreeable appearance, with a natural genius for cooking, improved by study and long practice, into an exquisite talent. There were no children, no servants, no fowls. The only other inmates of the house were a large man and a small boy; the first a lodger, the second a production of Mrs. Bardell's. The large man was always home precisely at ten o'clock at night, at which hour he regularly condensed himself into the limits of a dwarfish French bedstead in the back parlour; and the infantine sports and gymnastic exercises of Master Bardell were exclusively confined to the neighbouring pavements and gutters. Cleanliness and quiet reigned throughout the house; and in it Mr. Pickwick's will was law.

To any one acquainted with these points of the domestic economy of the establishment, and conversant with the admirable regulation of Mr. Pickwick's mind, his appearance and behaviour on the morning previous to that which had been fixed upon for the journey to Eatanswill would have been most mysterious and unaccountable. He paced the room to and fro with hurried steps, popped his head out of the window at intervals of about three minutes each, constantly referred to his watch, and exhibited many other manifestations of impatience very unusual with him. It was evident that something of great importance was in contemplation, but what that something was, not even Mrs. Bardell had been enabled to discover.

“Mrs. Bardell, ” said Mr. Pickwick, at last, as that amiable female approached the termination of a prolonged dusting of the apartment.

“Sir, ” said Mrs. Bardell.

“Your little boy is a very long time gone. ”

“Why it's a good long way to the Borough, sir, ” remonstrated Mrs. Bardell.

“Ah, ” said Mr. Pickwick, “very true; so it is. ” Mr. Pickwick relapsed into silence, and Mrs. Bardell resumed her dusting.

“Mrs. Bardell, ” said Mr. Pickwick, at the expiration of a few minutes.

“Sir, ” said Mrs. Bardell again. “Do you think it a much greater expense to keep two people, than to keep one? ”

“La, Mr. Pickwick, ” said Mrs. Bardell, colouring up to the very border of her cap, as she fancied she observed a species of matrimonial twinkle in the eyes of her lodger; “La, Mr. Pickwick, what a question! ”

“Well, but do you? ” inquired Mr. Pickwick.

“That depends, ” said Mrs. Bardell, approaching the duster very near to Mr. Pickwick's elbow which was planted on the table. “that depends a good deal upon the person, you know, Mr. Pickwick; and whether it's a saving and careful person, sir. ”

“That's very true, ” said Mr. Pickwick, “but the person I have in my eye (here he looked very hard at Mrs. Bardell) I think possesses these qualities; and has, moreover, a considerable knowledge of the world, and a great deal of sharpness, Mrs. Bardell, which may be of material use to me. ”

“La, Mr. Pickwick, ” said Mrs. Bardell, the crimson rising to her cap-border again.

“I do, ” said Mr. Pickwick, growing energetic, as was his wont in speaking of a subject which interested him—“I do, indeed; and to tell you the truth, Mrs. Bardell, I have made up my mind. ”

“Dear me, sir, 'exclaimed Mrs. Bardell.

“You'll think it very strange now, ” said the amiable Mr. Pickwick, with a good-humoured glance at his companion, “that I never consulted you about this matter, and never even mentioned it, till I sent your little boy out this morning—eh? ”

Mrs. Bardell could only reply by a look. She had long worshipped Mr. Pickwick at a distance, but here she was, all at once, raised to a pinnacle to which her wildest and most extravagant hopes had never dared to aspire. Mr. Pickwick was going to propose—a deliberate plan, too—sent her little boy to the Borough, to get him out of the way—how thoughtful—how considerate!

“Well, ” said Mr. Pickwick, “what do you think? ”

“Oh, Mr. Pickwick, ” said Mrs. Bardell, trembling with agitation, “you're very kind, sir. ”

“It'll save you a good deal of trouble, won't it? ” said Mr. Pickwick. “Oh, I never thought anything of the trouble, sir, ” replied Mrs. Bardell; “and, of course, I should take more trouble to please you then, than ever; but it is so kind of you, Mr. Pickwick, to have so much consideration for my loneliness. ”

“Ah, to be sure, ” said Mr. Pickwick; “I never thought of that. When I am in town, you'll always have somebody to sit with you. To be sure, so you will. ”

“I am sure I ought to be a very happy woman, ” said Mrs. Bardell.

“And your little boy—” said Mr. Pickwick.

“Bless his heart! ” interposed Mrs. Bardell, with a maternal sob.

“He, too, will have a companion, ” resumed Mr. Pickwick, “a lively one, who'll teach him, I'll be bound, more tricks in a week than he would ever learn in a year. ” And Mr. Pickwick smiled placidly.

“Oh, you dear—” said Mrs. Bardell.

Mr. Pickwick started.

“Oh, you kind, good, playful dear, ” said Mrs. Bardell; and without more ado, she rose from her chair, and flung her arms round Mr. Pickwick's neck, with a cataract of tears and a chorus of sobs.

“Bless my soul, ” cried the astonished Mr. Pickwick; “Mrs. Bardell, my good woman—dear me, what a situation—pray consider. —Mrs. Bardell, don't—if anybody should come—”

“Oh, let them come, ” exclaimed Mrs. Bardell frantically; “I'll never leave you—dear, kind, good soul; ” and, with these words, Mrs. Bardell clung the tighter.

“Mercy upon me, ” said Mr. Pickwick, struggling violently, “I hear somebody coming up the stairs. Don't, don't, there's a good creature, don't. ” But entreaty and remonstrance were alike unavailing; for Mrs. Bardell had fainted in Mr. Pickwick's arms; and before he could gain time to deposit her on a chair, Master Bardell entered the room, ushering in Mr. Tupman, Mr. Winkle, and Mr. Snodgrass.

Mr. Pickwick was struck motionless and speechless. He stood with his lovely burden in his arms, gazing vacantly on the countenances of his friends, without the slightest attempt at recognition or explanation. They, in their turn, stared at him; and Master Bardell, in his turn, stared at everybody.

The astonishment of the Pickwickians was so absorbing, and the perplexity of Mr. Pickwick was so extreme, that they might have remained in exactly the same relative situations until the suspended animation of the lady was restored, had it not been for a most beautiful and touching expression of filial affection on the part of her youthful son. Clad in a tight suit of corduroy, spangled with brass buttons of a very considerable size, he at first stood at the door astounded and uncertain; but by degrees, the impression that his mother must have suffered some personal damage pervaded his partially developed mind, and considering Mr. Pickwick as the aggressor, he set up an appalling and semiearthly kind of howling, and butting forward with his head, commenced assailing that immortal gentleman about the back and legs, with such blows and pinches as the strength of his arm, and the violence of his excitement, allowed.

“Take this little villain away, ” said the agonised Mr. Pickwick, “he's mad. ”

“What is the matter? ” said the three tongue-tied Pickwickians.

“I don't know, ” replied Mr. Pickwick pettishly. “Take away the boy. ” (Here Mr. Winkle carried the interesting boy, screaming and struggling, to the farther end of the apartment. ) “Now help me, lead this woman downstairs. ”

“Oh, I am better now, ” said Mrs. Bardell faintly.

“Let me lead you downstairs, ” said the ever-gallant Mr. Tupman.

“Thank you, sir—thank you; ” exclaimed Mrs. Bardell hysterically. And downstairs she was led accordingly, accompanied by her affectionate son.

“I cannot conceive, ” said Mr. Pickwick when his friend returned—“I cannot conceive what has been the matter with that woman. I had merely announced to her my intention of keeping a man-servant, when she fell into the extraordinary paroxysm in which you found her. Very extraordinary thing. ”

“Very, ” said his three friends.

“Placed me in such an extremely awkward situation, ” continued Mr. Pickwick.

“Very, ” was the reply of his followers, as they coughed slightly, and looked dubiously at each other.

This behaviour was not lost upon Mr. Pickwick. He remarked their incredulity. They evidently suspected him.

“There is a man in the passage now, ” said Mr. Tupman.

“It's the man I spoke to you about, ” said Mr. Pickwick; “I sent for him to the Borough this morning. Have the goodness to call him up, Snodgrass. ”

Mr. Snodgrass did as he was desired; and Mr. Samuel Weller forthwith presented himself.

“Oh—you remember me, I suppose? ” said Mr. Pickwick.

“I should think so, ” replied Sam, with a patronising wink. “Queer start that “ere, but he was one too many for you, warn't he? Up to snuff and a pinch or two over—eh? ”

“Never mind that matter now, ” said Mr. Pickwick hastily; “I want to speak to you about something else. Sit down. ”

“Thank'ee, sir, ” said Sam. And down he sat without further bidding, having previously deposited his old white hat on the landing outside the door. “Tain't a wery good “un to look at, ” said Sam, “but it's an astonishin” “un to wear; and afore the brim went, it was a wery handsome tile. Hows'ever it's lighter without it, that's one thing, and every hole lets in some air, that's another—wentilation gossamer I calls it. ” On the delivery of this sentiment, Mr. Weller smiled agreeably upon the assembled Pickwickians.

“Now with regard to the matter on which I, with the concurrence of these gentlemen, sent for you, ” said Mr. Pickwick.

“That's the pint, sir, ” interposed Sam; “out vith it, as the father said to his child, when he swallowed a farden. ”

“We want to know, in the first place, ” said Mr. Pickwick, “whether you have any reason to be discontented with your present situation. ”

“Afore I answers that “ere question, gen'l'm'n, ” replied Mr. Weller, “I should like to know, in the first place, whether you're a-goin” to purwide me with a better? ”

A sunbeam of placid benevolence played on Mr. Pickwick's features as he said, “I have half made up my mind to engage you myself. ”

“Have you, though? ” said Sam.

Mr. Pickwick nodded in the affirmative.

“Wages? ” inquired Sam.

“Twelve pounds a year, ” replied Mr. Pickwick.

“Clothes? ”

“Two suits. ”

“Work? ”

“To attend upon me; and travel about with me and these gentlemen here. ” “Take the bill down, ” said Sam emphatically. “I'm let to a single gentleman, and the terms is agreed upon. ”

“You accept the situation? ” inquired Mr. Pickwick. “Cert'nly, ” replied Sam. “If the clothes fits me half as well as the place, they'll do. ”

“You can get a character of course? ” said Mr. Pickwick.

“Ask the landlady o” the White Hart about that, Sir, ” replied Sam.

“Can you come this evening? ”

“I'll get into the clothes this minute, if they're here, ” said Sam, with great alacrity.

“Call at eight this evening, ” said Mr. Pickwick; “and if the inquiries are satisfactory, they shall be provided. ”

With the single exception of one amiable indiscretion, in which an assistant housemaid had equally participated, the history of Mr. Weller's conduct was so very blameless, that Mr. Pickwick felt fully justified in closing the engagement that very evening. With the promptness and energy which characterised not only the public proceedings, but all the private actions of this extraordinary man, he at once led his new attendant to one of those convenient emporiums where gentlemen's new and secondhand clothes are provided, and the troublesome and inconvenient formality of measurement dispensed with; and before night had closed in, Mr. Weller was furnished with a grey coat with the P. C. button, a black hat with a cockade to it, a pink striped waistcoat, light breeches and gaiters, and a variety of other necessaries, too numerous to recapitulate.

“Well, ” said that suddenly-transformed individual, as he took his seat on the outside of the Eatanswill coach next morning; “I wonder whether I'm meant to be a footman, or a groom, or a gamekeeper, or a seedsman. I looks like a sort of compo of every one on “em. Never mind; there's a change of air, plenty to see, and little to do; and all this suits my complaint uncommon; so long life to the Pickvicks, says I! ”

CHAPTER XIII SOME ACCOUNT OF EATANSWILL; OF THE STATE OF

PARTIES THEREIN; AND OF THE ELECTION OF A MEMBER

TO SERVE IN PARLIAMENT FOR THAT ANCIENT, LOYAL,

AND PATRIOTIC BOROUGH

We will frankly acknowledge that, up to the period of our being first immersed in the voluminous papers of the Pickwick Club, we had never heard of Eatanswill; we will with equal candour admit that we have in vain searched for proof of the actual existence of such a place at the present day. Knowing the deep reliance to be placed on every note and statement of Mr. Pickwick's, and not presuming to set up our recollection against the recorded declarations of that great man, we have consulted every authority, bearing upon the subject, to which we could possibly refer. We have traced every name in schedules A and B, without meeting with that of Eatanswill; we have minutely examined every corner of the pocket county maps issued for the benefit of society by our distinguished publishers, and the same result has attended our investigation. We are therefore led to believe that Mr. Pickwick, with that anxious desire to abstain from giving offence to any, and with those delicate feelings for which all who knew him well know he was so eminently remarkable, purposely substituted a fictitious designation, for the real name of the place in which his observations were made. We are confirmed in this belief by a little circumstance, apparently slight and trivial in itself, but when considered in this point of view, not undeserving of notice. In Mr. Pickwick's note-book, we can just trace an entry of the fact, that the places of himself and followers were booked by the Norwich coach; but this entry was afterwards lined through, as if for the purpose of concealing even the direction in which the borough is situated. We will not, therefore, hazard a guess upon the subject, but will at once proceed with this history, content with the materials which its characters have provided for us.

It appears, then, that the Eatanswill people, like the people of many other small towns, considered themselves of the utmost and most mighty importance, and that every man in Eatanswill, conscious of the weight that attached to his example, felt himself bound to unite, heart and soul, with one of the two great parties that divided the town—the Blues and the Buffs. Now the Blues lost no opportunity of opposing the Buffs, and the Buffs lost no opportunity of opposing the Blues; and the consequence was, that whenever the Buffs and Blues met together at public meeting, town-hall, fair, or market, disputes and high words arose between them. With these dissensions it is almost superfluous to say that everything in Eatanswill was made a party question. If the Buffs proposed to new skylight the market-place, the Blues got up public meetings, and denounced the proceeding; if the Blues proposed the erection of an additional pump in the High Street, the Buffs rose as one man and stood aghast at the enormity. There were Blue shops and Buff shops, Blue inns and Buff inns—there was a Blue aisle and a Buff aisle in the very church itself.

Of course it was essentially and indispensably necessary that each of these powerful parties should have its chosen organ and representative: and, accordingly, there were two newspapers in the town—the Eatanswill GAZETTE and the Eatanswill INDEPENDENT; the former advocating Blue principles, and the latter conducted on grounds decidedly Buff. Fine newspapers they were. Such leading articles, and such spirited attacks! —“Our worthless contemporary, the GAZETTE”—“That disgraceful and dastardly journal, the INDEPENDENT”—“That false and scurrilous print, the INDEPENDENT”—“That vile and slanderous calumniator, the GAZETTE; ” these, and other spirit-stirring denunciations, were strewn plentifully over the columns of each, in every number, and excited feelings of the most intense delight and indignation in the bosoms of the townspeople.

Mr. Pickwick, with his usual foresight and sagacity, had chosen a peculiarly desirable moment for his visit to the borough. Never was such a contest known. The Honourable Samuel Slumkey, of Slumkey Hall, was the Blue candidate; and Horatio Fizkin, Esq., of Fizkin Lodge, near Eatanswill, had been prevailed upon by his friends to stand forward on the Buff interest. The GAZETTE warned the electors of Eatanswill that the eyes not only of England, but of the whole civilised world, were upon them; and the INDEPENDENT imperatively demanded to know, whether the constituency of Eatanswill were the grand fellows they had always taken them for, or base and servile tools, undeserving alike of the name of Englishmen and the blessings of freedom. Never had such a commotion agitated the town before.

It was late in the evening when Mr. Pickwick and his companions, assisted by Sam, dismounted from the roof of the Eatanswill coach. Large blue silk flags were flying from the windows of the Town Arms Inn, and bills were posted in every sash, intimating, in gigantic letters, that the Honourable Samuel Slumkey's committee sat there daily. A crowd of idlers were assembled in the road, looking at a hoarse man in the balcony, who was apparently talking himself very red in the face in Mr. Slumkey's behalf; but the force and point of whose arguments were somewhat impaired by the perpetual beating of four large drums which Mr. Fizkin's committee had stationed at the street corner. There was a busy little man beside him, though, who took off his hat at intervals and motioned to the people to cheer, which they regularly did, most enthusiastically; and as the redfaced gentleman went on talking till he was redder in the face than ever, it seemed to answer his purpose quite as well as if anybody had heard him.

The Pickwickians had no sooner dismounted than they were surrounded by a branch mob of the honest and independent, who forthwith set up three deafening cheers, which being responded to by the main body (for it's not at all necessary for a crowd to know what they are cheering about), swelled into a tremendous roar of triumph, which stopped even the red-faced man in the balcony.

“Hurrah! ” shouted the mob, in conclusion.

“One cheer more, ” screamed the little fugleman in the balcony, and out shouted the mob again, as if lungs were cast-iron, with steel works.

“Slumkey for ever! ” roared the honest and independent.

“Slumkey for ever! ” echoed Mr. Pickwick, taking off his hat. “No Fizkin! ” roared the crowd.

“Certainly not! ” shouted Mr. Pickwick. “Hurrah! ” And then there was another roaring, like that of a whole menagerie when the elephant has rung the bell for the cold meat.

“Who is Slumkey? 'whispered Mr. Tupman.

“I don't know, ” replied Mr. Pickwick, in the same tone. “Hush. Don't ask any questions. It's always best on these occasions to do what the mob do. ”

“But suppose there are two mobs? ” suggested Mr. Snodgrass.

“Shout with the largest, ” replied Mr. Pickwick.

Volumes could not have said more.

They entered the house, the crowd opening right and left to let them pass, and cheering vociferously. The first object of consideration was to secure quarters for the night.

“Can we have beds here? ” inquired Mr. Pickwick, summoning the waiter.

“Don't know, Sir, ” replied the man; “afraid we're full, sir—I'll inquire, Sir. ” Away he went for that purpose, and presently returned, to ask whether the gentleman were “Blue. ”

As neither Mr. Pickwick nor his companions took any vital interest in the cause of either candidate, the question was rather a difficult one to answer. In this dilemma Mr. Pickwick bethought himself of his new friend, Mr. Perker.

“Do you know a gentleman of the name of Perker? ” inquired Mr. Pickwick.

“Certainly, Sir; Honourable Mr. Samuel Slumkey's agent. ”

“He is Blue, I think? ”

“Oh, yes, Sir. ”

“Then WE are Blue, ” said Mr. Pickwick; but observing that the man looked rather doubtful at this accommodating announcement, he gave him his card, and desired him to present it to Mr. Perker forthwith, if he should happen to be in the house. The waiter retired; and reappearing almost immediately with a request that Mr. Pickwick would follow him, led the way to a large room on the first floor, where, seated at a long table covered with books and papers, was Mr. Perker.

“Ah—ah, my dear Sir, ” said the little man, advancing to meet him; “very happy to see you, my dear Sir, very. Pray sit down. So you have carried your intention into effect. You have come down here to see an election—eh? ” Mr. Pickwick replied in the affirmative.

“Spirited contest, my dear sir, ” said the little man.

“I'm delighted to hear it, ” said Mr. Pickwick, rubbing his hands. “I like to see sturdy patriotism, on whatever side it is called forth—and so it's a spirited contest? ”

“Oh, yes, ” said the little man, “very much so indeed. We have opened all the public-houses in the place, and left our adversary nothing but the beer-shops-masterly stroke of policy that, my dear Sir, eh? ” The little man smiled complacently, and took a large pinch of snuff.

“And what are the probabilities as to the result of the contest? ” inquired Mr. Pickwick.

“Why, doubtful, my dear Sir; rather doubtful as yet, ” replied the little man. “Fizkin's people have got three-and-thirty voters in the lock-up coach-house at the White Hart. ”

“In the coach-house! ” said Mr. Pickwick, considerably astonished by this second stroke of policy.

“They keep “em locked up there till they want “em, ” resumed the little man. “The effect of that is, you see, to prevent our getting at them; and even if we could, it would be of no use, for they keep them very drunk on purpose. Smart fellow Fizkin's agent—very smart fellow indeed. ”

Mr. Pickwick stared, but said nothing.

“We are pretty confident, though, ” said Mr. Perker, sinking his voice almost to a whisper. “We had a little tea-party here, last night—five-and-forty women, my dear sir—and gave every one of “em a green parasol when she went away. ”

“A parasol! ” said Mr. Pickwick.

“Fact, my dear Sir, fact. Five-and-forty green parasols, at seven and sixpence a-piece. All women like finery—extraordinary the effect of those parasols. Secured all their husbands, and half their brothers—beats stockings, and flannel, and all that sort of thing hollow. My idea, my dear Sir, entirely. Hail, rain, or sunshine, you can't walk half a dozen yards up the street, without encountering half a dozen green parasols. ”

Here the little man indulged in a convulsion of mirth, which was only checked by the entrance of a third party.

This was a tall, thin man, with a sandy-coloured head inclined to baldness, and a face in which solemn importance was blended with a look of unfathomable profundity. He was dressed in a long brown surtout, with a black cloth waistcoat, and drab trousers. A double eyeglass dangled at his waistcoat; and on his head he wore a very low-crowned hat with a broad brim. The new-comer was introduced to Mr. Pickwick as Mr. Pott, the editor of the Eatanswill GAZETTE. After a few preliminary remarks, Mr. Pott turned round to Mr. Pickwick, and said with solemnity—

“This contest excites great interest in the metropolis, sir? ”

“I believe it does, ” said Mr. Pickwick.

“To which I have reason to know, ” said Pott, looking towards Mr. Perker for corroboration—“to which I have reason to know that my article of last Saturday in some degree contributed. ”

“Not the least doubt of it, ” said the little man.

“The press is a mighty engine, sir, ” said Pott.

Mr. Pickwick yielded his fullest assent to the proposition.

“But I trust, sir, ” said Pott, “that I have never abused the enormous power I wield. I trust, sir, that I have never pointed the noble instrument which is placed in my hands, against the sacred bosom of private life, or the tender breast of individual reputation; I trust, sir, that I have devoted my energies to—to endeavours—humble they may be, humble I know they are—to instil those principles of—which—are—”

Here the editor of the Eatanswill GAZETTE, appearing to ramble, Mr. Pickwick came to his relief, and said—

“Certainly. ”

“And what, Sir, ” said Pott—“what, Sir, let me ask you as an impartial man, is the state of the public mind in London, with reference to my contest with the INDEPENDENT? ”

“Greatly excited, no doubt, ” interposed Mr. Perker, with a look of slyness which was very likely accidental.

“The contest, ” said Pott, “shall be prolonged so long as I have health and strength, and that portion of talent with which I am gifted. From that contest, Sir, although it may unsettle men's minds and excite their feelings, and render them incapable for the discharge of the everyday duties of ordinary life; from that contest, sir, I will never shrink, till I have set my heel upon the Eatanswill INDEPENDENT. I wish the people of London, and the people of this country to know, sir, that they may rely upon me—that I will not desert them, that I am resolved to stand by them, Sir, to the last. ” “Your conduct is most noble, Sir, ” said Mr. Pickwick; and he grasped the hand of the magnanimous Pott. “You are, sir, I perceive, a man of sense and talent, ” said Mr. Pott, almost breathless with the vehemence of his patriotic declaration. “I am most happy, sir, to make the acquaintance of such a man. ”

“And I, ” said Mr. Pickwick, “feel deeply honoured by this expression of your opinion. Allow me, sir, to introduce you to my fellow-travellers, the other corresponding members of the club I am proud to have founded. ”

“I shall be delighted, ” said Mr. Pott.

Mr. Pickwick withdrew, and returning with his friends, presented them in due form to the editor of the Eatanswill GAZETTE.

“Now, my dear Pott, ” said little Mr. Perker, “the question is, what are we to do with our friends here? ”

“We can stop in this house, I suppose, ” said Mr. Pickwick.

“Not a spare bed in the house, my dear sir—not a single bed. ”

“Extremely awkward, ” said Mr. Pickwick.

“Very, ” said his fellow-voyagers.

“I have an idea upon this subject, ” said Mr. Pott, “which I think may be very successfully adopted. They have two beds at the Peacock, and I can boldly say, on behalf of Mrs. Pott, that she will be delighted to accommodate Mr. Pickwick and any one of his friends, if the other two gentlemen and their servant do not object to shifting, as they best can, at the Peacock. ”

After repeated pressings on the part of Mr. Pott, and repeated protestations on that of Mr. Pickwick that he could not think of incommoding or troubling his amiable wife, it was decided that it was the only feasible arrangement that could be made. So it WAS made; and after dinner together at the Town Arms, the friends separated, Mr. Tupman and Mr. Snodgrass repairing to the Peacock, and Mr. Pickwick and Mr. Winkle proceeding to the mansion of Mr. Pott; it having been previously arranged that they should all reassemble at the Town Arms in the morning, and accompany the Honourable Samuel Slumkey's procession to the place of nomination.

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