Sherlock Holmes joke: C – B – F – A – E – D

Sherlock Holmes joke: C – B – F – A – E – D

Harold jokes:

1. At school

2. Two (Harold and his teacher)

3. Harold is complaining about his marks.

4. He cheated in the exam

5. It is based on deliberate misunderstandings

6. 1 and 1=11

not the names of the days of the week, as you would expect (Tuesday and Thursday)

the second day of each month=12

7. (Student’s own answer)

Riddles

Student A: An owl because he always says “who, who? ”

Advice.

Student B: Nine

His mother

Laugh and you will feel better: laughter – laugh – released – tolerate – relaxed – discovered – grow

Did you know…? : Bart Simpson

Do you get the jokes?

1. What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

2. How many people work in this office?

3. What does your husband do for a living?

4. Why do birds fly south?

5. What kind of hair have oceans got?

6. What time is it when you meet a crocodile?

7. You are wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger….

Punch line

1. I know. It is very effective, isn’t it?

2. Use another one.

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