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Chapter 8 6 страница"Now, now," she chided, "don't be rude. I did see you chatting with my brothers, after all." He nodded gallantly, tightening his hand slightly at her waist as they swung around in a graceful arc. "My apologies. The Bridgertons are, of course, excluded from my insults." "We are all relieved, I'm sure." Simon cracked a smile at her deadpan wit. "I live to make Bridgertons happy." "Now that is a statement that may come back to haunt you," she chided. "But in all seriousness, what has you in such a "How shall I put this," he mused, "so that I do not completely offend you?" "Oh, go right ahead," she said blithely. "I promise not to be offended." Simon grinned wickedly. "A statement that may come back to haunt you." She blushed slightly. The color was barely noticeable in the shadowy candlelight, but Simon had been watching her closely. She didn't say anything, however, so he added, "Very well, if you must know, I have been introduced to every single unmarried lady in the ballroom."' A strange snorting sound came from the vicinity of her mouth. Simon had the sneaking suspicion that she was laughing at him. "I have also," he continued, "been introduced to all of their mothers." She gurgled. She actually gurgled. "Bad show," he scolded. "Laughing at your dance partner." "I'm sorry," she said, her lips tight from trying not to smile. "No, you're not." "All right," she admitted, "I'm not. But only because I have had to suffer the same torture for two years. It's difficult to "Why don't you just find someone to marry and put yourself out of your misery?" She shot him a sharp look. "Are you asking?" Simon felt the blood leave his face. "I thought not." She took one look at him and let out an impatient exhale. "Oh, for goodness sake. You can start breathing now, your grace. I was only teasing." Simon wanted to make some sort of dry, cutting, and utterly ironic comment, but the truth was, she has so startled him that he couldn't utter a word. "To answer your question," she continued, her voice a touch more brittle than he was accustomed to hearing from her, Simon shook his head. "Earlier this year there was Lord Chalmers." "Chalmers?" He frowned. "Isn't he—" "On the darker side of sixty? Yes. And since I would someday like to have children, it seemed—" "Some men that age can still sire brats," Simon pointed out. "It wasn't a risk I was prepared to take," she returned. "Besides—" She shuddered slightly, a look of revulsion passing over her features. "I didn't particularly care to have children with him." Much to his annoyance, Simon found himself picturing Daphne in bed with the elderly Chalmers. It was a disgusting image, and it left him feeling faintly furious. At whom, he didn't know; maybe at himself for even bothering to imagine the damned thing, but— "Before Lord Chalmers," Daphne continued, thankfully interrupting his rather unpleasant thought process, "there were two others, both just as repulsive." Simon looked at her thoughtfully. "Do you want to marry?" "Well, of course." Her face registered her surprise. "Doesn't everyone?" "I don't." She smiled condescendingly. "You think you don't. All men think they don't. But you will." "No," he said emphatically. "I will never marry." She gaped at him. Something in the duke's tone of voice told her that he truly meant what he said. "What about your title?" Simon shrugged. "What about it?" "If you don't marry and sire an heir, it will expire. Or go to some beastly cousin." That caused him to raise an amused brow. "And how do you know that my cousins are beastly?" "All cousins who are next in line for a title are beastly." She cocked her head in a mischievous manner. "Or at least they are according to the men who actually possess the title." "And this is information you've gleaned from your extensive knowledge of men?" he teased. She shot him a devastatingly superior grin. "Of course." Simon was silent for a moment, and then he asked, "Is it worth it?" She looked bemused by his sudden change of subject. "Is what worth it?" He let go of her hand just long enough to wave at the crowd. "This. This endless parade of parties. Your mother nipping at your heels." Daphne let out a surprised chuckle. "I doubt she'd appreciate the metaphor." She fell silent for a moment, her eyes taking on a faraway look as she said, "But yes, I suppose it is worth it. It has to be worth it." She snapped back to attention and looked back to his face, her dark eyes meltingly honest. "I want a husband. I want a Simon caught her gaze, his eyes burning hot and intense into hers. A warning bell sounded in his mind. He wanted her. He wanted her so desperately he was straining against his clothing, but he could never, ever so much as touch her. Because to do so would be to shatter every last one of her dreams, and rake or not, Simon wasn't certain he could live with himself if he did that. He would never marry, never sire a child, and that was all she wanted out of life. He might enjoy her company; he wasn't certain he could deny himself that. But he had to leave her untouched for another man. "Your grace?" she asked quietly. When he blinked, she smiled and said, "You were woolgathering." He inclined his head graciously. "Merely pondering your words." "And did they meet with your approval?" "Actually, I can't remember the last time I conversed with someone with such obvious good sense." He added in a slow voice, "It's good to know what you want out of life." "Do you know what you want?" Ah, how to answer that. There were some things he knew he could not say. But it was so easy to talk to this girl. Something about her put his mind at ease, even as his body tingled with desire. By all rights they should not have been having such a frank conversation so soon into an acquaintance, but somehow it just felt natural. Finally, he just said, "I made some decisions when I was younger. I try to live my life according to those vows." She looked ravenously curious, but good manners prevented her from questioning him further. "My goodness," she said with a slightly forced smile, "we've grown serious. And here I thought all we meant to debate was whose evening was less pleasant." They were both trapped, Simon realized. Trapped by their society's conventions and expectations. And that's when an idea popped into his mind. A strange, wild, and appallingly wonderful idea. It was probably also a dangerous idea, since it would put him in her company for long periods of time, which would certainly leave him in a perpetual state of unfulfilled desire, but Simon valued his self-control above all else, and he was certain he could control his baser urges. "Wouldn't you like a respite?" he asked suddenly. "A respite?" she echoed bemusedly. Even as they twirled across the floor, she looked from side to side. "From this?" "Not precisely. This, you'd still have to endure. What I envision is more of a respite from your mother." Daphne choked on her surprise. "You're going to remove my mother from the social whirl? Doesn't that seem a touch extreme?" "I'm not talking about removing your mother. Rather, I want to remove you." Daphne tripped over her feet, and then, just as soon as she'd regained her balance, she tripped over his. "I beg your pardon?" "I had hoped to ignore London society altogether," he explained, "but I'm finding that may prove to be impossible." "Because you've suddenly developed a taste for ratafia and weak lemonade?" she quipped. "No," he said, ignoring her sarcasm, "because I've discovered that half of my university friends married in my absence, and their wives seem to be obsessed with throwing the perfect party—" "And you've been invited?" He nodded grimly. Daphne leaned in close, as if she were about to tell him a grave secret. "You're a duke," she whispered. "You can say no." She watched with fascination as his jaw tightened. "These men," he said, "their husbands—they are my friends." Daphne felt her lips moving into an unbidden grin. "And you don't want to hurt their wives' feelings." Simon scowled, clearly uncomfortable with the compliment. "Well, I'll be," she said mischievously. "You might just be a nice person after all." "I'm hardly nice," he scoffed. "Perhaps, but you're hardly cruel, either." The music drew to a close, and Simon took her arm and guided her to the perimeter of the ballroom. Then-dance had deposited them on the opposite side of the room from Daphne's family, so they had time to continue their conversation as they walked slowly back to the Bridgertons. "What I was trying to say," he said, "before you so skillfully diverted me, was that it appears I must attend a certain number of London events." "Hardly a fate worse than death." He ignored her editorial. "You, I gather, must attend them as well." She gave him a single regal nod. "Perhaps there is a way that I might be spared the attentions of the Featheringtons and the like, and at the same time, you might be spared the matchmaking efforts of your mother." . She looked at him intently. "Go on." "We"—he leaned forward, his eyes mesmerizing hers—"will form an attachment." Daphne said nothing. Absolutely nothing. She just stared at him as if she were trying to decide if he were the rudest man on the face of the earth or simply mad in the head. "Not a true attachment," Simon said impatiently. "Good God, what sort of man do you think I am?" "Well, I was warned about your reputation," she pointed out. "And you yourself tried to terrify me with your rakish ways earlier this evening." "I did no such thing." "Of course you did." She patted his arm. "But I forgive you. I'm sure you couldn't help it." Simon gave her a startled look. "I don't believe I have ever been condescended to by a woman before." She shrugged. "It was probably past time." "Do you know, I'd thought that you were unmarried because your brothers had scared off all your suitors, but now I wonder if you did it all on your own." Much to his surprise, she just laughed. "No," she said, "I'm unmarried because everyone sees me as a friend. No one ever has any romantic interest in me." She grimaced. "Except Nigel." Simon pondered her words for a few moments, then realized that his plan could work to her benefit even more than he'd originally imagined. "Listen," he said, "and listen quickly because we're almost back to your family, and Anthony looks as if he's about to bolt in our direction any minute now." They both glanced quickly to the right. Anthony was still trapped in conversation with the Featheringtons. He did not look happy. "Here is my plan," Simon continued, his voice low and intense. "We shall pretend to have developed a tendre for each other. I won't have quite so many debutantes thrown in my direction because it will be perceived that I am no longer available." "No it won't," Daphne replied. "They won't believe you're unavailable until you're standing up before the bishop, taking The very thought made his stomach churn. "Nonsense," he said. "It may take a bit of time, but I'm sure I will eventually be able to convince society that I am not anyone's candidate for marriage." "Except mine," Daphne pointed out. "Except yours," he agreed, "but we will know that isn't true." "Of course," she murmured. "Frankly, I do not believe that this will work, but if you're convinced..." "I am." "Well, then, what do I gain?" "For one thing, your mother will stop dragging you from man to man if she thinks you have secured my interest." "Rather conceited of you," Daphne mused, "—but true." Simon ignored her gibe. "Secondly," he continued, "men are always more interested in a woman if they think other men are interested." "Meaning?' "Meaning, quite simply, and pardon my conceit—”he shot her a sardonic look to show that he hadn't missed her earlier sarcasm—"but if all the world thinks I intend to make you my duchess, all of those men who see you as nothing more than an affable friend will begin to view you in a new light." Her lips pursed. "Meaning that once you throw me over, I shall have hordes of suitors at my beck and call?" "Oh, I shall allow you to be the one to cry off," he said gallantly. He noticed she didn't bother to thank him. "I still think I'm gaining much more from this arrangement than you," she said. He squeezed her arm slightly. "Then you'll do it?" Daphne looked at Mrs. Featherington, who looked like a bird of prey, and then at her brother, who looked as if he had swallowed a chicken bone. She'd seen those expressions dozens of times before—except on the faces of her own mother and some hapless potential suitor. "Yes," she said, her voice firm. "Yes, I'll do it" * * * "What do you suppose is taking them so long?" Violet Bridgerton tugged on her eldest son's sleeve, unable to take her eyes off of her daughter—who appeared to have thoroughly captured the attention of the Duke of Hastings—only one week in London and already the catch of the season. "I don't know," Anthony replied, looking gratefully at the backs of the Featheringtons as they moved on to their next victim, "but it feels as if it's been hours." "Do you think he likes her?" Violet asked excitedly. "Do you think our Daphne truly has a chance to be a duchess?" Anthony's eyes filled with a mixture of impatience and disbelief. "Mother, you told Daphne she wasn't even to be seen with him, and now you're thinking of marriage?" "I spoke prematurely," Violet said with a blithe wave of her hand. "Clearly he is a man of great refinement and taste. And how, may I ask, do you know what I said to Daphne?" "Daff told me, of course," Anthony lied. "Hmmph. Well, I am certain that Portia Featherington won't be forgetting this evening anytime soon." Anthony's eyes widened. "Are you trying to marry Daphne off so that she might be happy as a wife and a mother, or are "The former, of course," Violet replied in a huff, "and I am offended you would even imply otherwise." Her eyes strayed off of Daphne and the duke for just long enough to locate Portia Featherington and her daughters. "But I certainly shan't mind seeing the look on her face when she realizes that Daphne will make the season's greatest match." "Mother, you are hopeless." "Certainly not. Shameless, perhaps, but never hopeless." Anthony just shook his head and muttered something under his breath. "It's impolite to mumble," Violet said, mostly just to annoy him. Then she spotted Daphne and the duke. "Ah, here they "Very much," Simon murmured. "Your daughter is as graceful as she is lovely." Anthony let out a snort. Simon ignored him. "I hope we may have the pleasure of dancing together again very soon." Violet positively glowed. "Oh, I'm sure Daphne would adore that." When Daphne didn't answer with all possible haste, she added, quite pointedly, "Wouldn't you, Daphne?" "Of course," Daphne said demurely. "I'm certain your mother would never be so lax as to allow me a second waltz," Simon said, looking every inch the debonair duke, "but I do hope she will permit us to take a stroll around the ballroom." "You just took a stroll around the ballroom," Anthony pointed out. Simon ignored him again. He said to Violet, "We shall, of course, remain in your sight at all times." The lavender silk fan in Violet's hand began to flutter rapidly. "I should be delighted. I mean, Daphne should be delighted. Shouldn't you, Daphne?" Daphne was all innocence. "Oh, I should." "And I," Anthony snapped, "should take a dose of laudanum, for clearly I am fevered. What the devil is going on?" . "Anthony!" Violet exclaimed. She turned hastily to Simon. "Don't mind him." "Oh, I never do," Simon said affably. "Daphne," Anthony said pointedly, "I should be delighted to act as your chaperon." "Really, Anthony," Violet cut in, "they hardly need one if they are to remain here in the ballroom." "Oh, I insist." "You two run along," Violet said to Daphne and Simon, waving her hand at them. "Anthony will be with you in just a moment." Anthony tried to follow immediately, but Violet grabbed onto his wrist hard. "What the devil do you think you're doing?" she hissed. "Protecting my sister!" "From the duke? He can't be that wicked. Actually, he reminds me of you." Anthony groaned. 'Then she definitely needs my protection." Violet patted him on the arm. "Don't be so over-protective. If he attempts to spirit her out onto the balcony, I promise you may dash out to rescue her. But until that unlikely event occurs, please allow your sister her moment of glory." Anthony glared at Simon's back. “Tomorrow I will kill him.” "Dear me," Violet said, shaking her head, "I had no idea you could be so high-strung. One would think, as your mother, I would know these things, especially since you are my firstborn, and thus I have known you for the longest of any of my children, but—" "Is that Colin?" Anthony interrupted, his voice strangled. Violet blinked, then squinted her eyes. "Why, yes, it is. Isn't it lovely that he returned early? I could hardly believe my eyes when I saw him an hour ago. In fact, I—" 'I'd better go to him," Anthony said quickly. "He looks lonely. Goodbye, Mother." Violet watched as Anthony ran off, presumably to escape her chattering lecture. "Silly boy," she murmured to herself. None of her children seemed to be on to any of her tricks. Just blather on about nothing in particular, and she could be rid of any of them in a trice. She let out a satisfied sigh and resumed her watch of her daughter, now on the other side of the ballroom, her hand nestled comfortably in the crook of the duke's elbow. They made a most handsome couple. Yes, Violet thought, her eyes growing misty, her daughter would make an excellent duchess. Then she let her gaze wander briefly over to Anthony, who was now right where she wanted him—out of her hair. She Then her smile turned to a frown as she noticed Daphne walking back toward her—on the arm of another man. Violet's Dash it all, what the devil was he doing dancing with Penelope Featherington? Chapter 6 It has been reported to This Author that the Duke of Hastings mentioned no fewer than six times yestereve that he has no plans to marry. If his intention was to discourage the Ambitious Mamas, he made a grave error in judgment. They will simply view his remarks as the greatest of challenges. And in an interesting side note, his half dozen anti-matrimony remarks were all uttered before he made the acquaintance of the lovely and sensible Miss (Daphne) Bridgerton. Lady Whistledown's Society Papers, 30 April 1813
The following afternoon found Simon standing on the front steps of Daphne's home, one hand rapping the brass knocker on the door, the other wrapped around a large bouquet of fiendishly expensive tulips. It hadn't occurred to him that his little charade might require his attention during the daylight hours, but during their stroll about the ballroom the previous night, Daphne had sagely pointed out that if he did not call upon her the next day, no one—least of all her mother— would truly believe he was interested. Simon accepted her words as truth, allowing that Daphne almost certainly had more knowledge in this area of etiquette than he did. He'd dutifully found some flowers and trudged across Grosvenor Square to Bridgerton House. He'd never courted a respectable woman before, so the ritual was foreign to him. The door was opened almost immediately by the Bridgertons' butler. Simon gave him his card. The butler, a tall thin man with a hawkish nose, looked at it for barely a quarter second before nodding, and murmuring, "Right this way, your grace." Clearly, Simon thought wryly, he had been expected. What was unexpected, however, was the sight that awaited him when he was shown into the Bridgertons' drawing room. Daphne, a vision in ice-blue silk, perched on the edge of Lady Bridgerton's green damask sofa, her face decorated with another one of those wide wide smiles. It would have been a lovely sight, had she not been surrounded by at least a half dozen men, one of whom had actually descended to one knee, gales of poetry spewing from his mouth. Judging from the florid nature of the prose, Simon fully expected a rosebush to sprout from the nitwit's mouth at any moment. The entire scene, Simon decided, was most disagreeable. He fixed his gaze on Daphne, who was directing her magnificent smile at the buffoon reciting poetry, and waited for her to acknowledge him. She didn't. Simon looked down at his free hand and noticed that it was curled into a tight fist. He scanned the room slowly, trying to decide on which man's face to use it. Daphne smiled again, and again not at him. The idiot poet. Definitely the idiot poet. Simon tilted his head slightly to the side as he analyzed the young swain's face. 'This one," the poet announced grandly, "I wrote in your honor last night." Simon groaned. The last poem he had recognized as a rather grandiose rendition of a Shakespearean sonnet, but an original work was more than he could bear. "Your grace!" Simon looked up to realize that Daphne had finally noticed that he had entered, the room. He nodded regally, his cool look very much at odds with the puppy-dog faces of her other suitors. "Miss Bridgerton." "How lovely to see you," she said, a delighted smile crossing her face. Ah, that was more like it. Simon straightened the flowers and started to walk toward her, only to realize that there were Simon moved forward, ready to repeat the procedure with the next annoying young man, when the viscountess suddenly stepped into his path, wearing a dark blue frock and a smile that might possibly rival Daphne's in its brightness. "Your grace!" she said excitedly. "What a pleasure to see you. You honor us with your presence." "I could hardly imagine myself anywhere else," Simon murmured as he took her gloved hand and kissed it. "Your daughter is an exceptional young lady." The viscountess sighed contentedly. "And such lovely, lovely flowers," she said, once she was finished with her little revel of maternal pride. "Are they from Holland? They must have been terribly dear." "Mother!" Daphne said sharply. She extricated her hand from the grasp of a particularly energetic suitor and made her way over. "What can the duke possibly say to that?" "I could tell her how much I paid for them," he said with a devilish half-smile. "You wouldn't." He leaned forward, lowering his voice so that only Daphne could hear. "Didn't you remind me last night that I'm a duke?" he murmured. "I thought you told me I could do anything I wanted." "Yes, but not that," Daphne said with a dismissive wave of her hand. "You would never be so crass." "Of course the duke would not be crass!" her mother exclaimed, clearly horrified that Daphne would even mention the word in his presence. "What are you talking about? Why would he be crass?" "The flowers," Simon said. "The cost. Daphne thinks I shouldn't tell you." "Tell me later," the viscountess whispered out of the side of her mouth, "when she's not listening." Then she moved back over to the green damask sofa where Daphne had been sitting with her suitors and cleared it out in under three seconds. Simon had to admire the military precision with which she managed the maneuver. "There now," the viscountess said. "Isn't that convenient? Daphne, why don't you and the duke sit right there?" "You mean where Lord Railmont and Mr. Crane were sitting just moments ago?" Daphne asked innocently. "Precisely," her mother replied, with what Simon considered to be an admirable lack of obvious sarcasm. "Besides, Daphne glanced at the clock. "It's only two, Mother." "The traffic," Violet said with a sniff, "is nothing short of dreadful these days. Far too many horses on the road." "It ill becomes a man," Simon said, getting into the spirit of the conversation, "to keep his mother waiting." "Well said, your grace." Violet beamed. "You can be sure that I have expressed that very same sentiment to my own children." "And in case you're not sure," Daphne said with a smile, "I'd be happy to vouch for her." Violet merely smiled. "If anyone should know, it would be you, Daphne. Now, if you will excuse me, I have business to attend to. Oh, Mr. Crane! Mr. Crane! Your mother would never forgive me if I did not shoo you out in time." She bustled off, taking the hapless Mr. Crane by the arm and leading him toward the door, barely giving him time to say farewell. Daphne turned to Simon with an amused expression. "I can't quite decide if she is being terribly polite or exquisitely rude." "Exquisitely polite, perhaps?" Simon asked mildly. She shook her head. "Oh, definitely not that." "The alternative, of course, is—"
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